Awkward Quotes

It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

I always feel kind of awkward when I look at pictures of myself. Watching videos of myself is really uncomfortable.

Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue.

We look at each other for a moment and for once I feel awkward. It's not that I'm not into humility; I've just never had to practise it.

I've been on movies where I literally couldn't hear what the other actor was saying. It's very awkward.

The awkward thing is the people in the room besides us. It's not us. It's just the 20 or 30 people that are around on set, who normally wouldn't be on set. That's always interesting.

Just to have the confidence to say, "Which end of that spectrum am I usually on?" That's been very helpful to me. Because it's a really awkward setting.

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

I like music of almost any kind - including this.

I'm learning to say 'y'all' and, I like grits... Strange things are happening to me.

This feels good being back in Michigan. You know, the trees are the right height.

I don't like vampires personally. I don't know any.

You had your turn madam, let me have mine ... Let me complete. I'm sorry, it's my turn.

Oh, I've got glitter in my hair. That's not all that's in my hair, I'll tell you that. I glue it on every morning, whether I need to or not.

Everyone feels awkward, everyone feels uncomfortable, everyone gets older, everyone gets lonely, everyone gets sick, everyone eventually dies.

I love when a TV show, or entertainment in general, makes me feel something; be it positive, be it negative, be it happiness, be it awkward, uncomfortable if it can make me feel, it's done it's job.

It's interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose the joke, which is that this is painful and hard.

There's always something that happens where I go, 'Oh, that was so awkward!'

There is nothing quite as painful as a truly awkward silence.

He would always speak the language of the heart with an awkward foreign accent.

My awkward stage extended well into high school.

When I first filmed things, they were always slightly awkward.

For the most part, it is really nice when people come up to me, because I do think that people who are awkward relate to me, and that's really nice. It's generally good.

The worst thing is when a guy just looks awkward. It's not attractive.

You know the awkward class photo when you're sitting there for your school picture and you're 14 or something and you've got braces, and you don't know how to smile, and you've got a hard-on.

'Tis an awkward thing to play with souls.

How do you know that I'm out of control? Maybe I'm just awkward.

It is remarkable what fine hands men of genius write, even when they are as awkward in all other uses of the hand as a cow with a musket.

The fact that my mother was on television every week while I was young was occasionally awkward, and often frustrating.

Getting up to dance to your own stuff looks pretty pretentious. And leaving the dancefloor when it comes on is just awkward.

I'm trying not to delve into my world of abstraction and self-indulgence. But I haven't. When I sit down and I try not to [be abstract], it comes out really forced and awkward.

I think ultimately, when you believe somebody is going through a situation and it's either awkward or ridiculous, but you believe it, that can be funny.

Everybody loves you because you are brilliantly awkward.

It is really awkward to see myself on screen.

I've always boxed a certain way. But with Rocky, the character himself had to be kind of awkward. So I had to learn to fight that way.

Some people would believe anything, especially if it eliminates awkward social and political problems.

[Director Richard Tanne] was inspired by their [Barack and Michelle Obama] flirtation, and their connection. That's not normal with politicians who are married - they usually look forced or awkward.

To be on set every day with a whole bunch of people that know their job and my job a lot better than I do and I'm supposed to tell them what to do, that's very uncomfortable and awkward.

I always thought I was sort of awkward and goofy-looking. I'm still kind of gangly.

It was awkward, revisiting a world you have never seen before: like coming home, after a long journey, to someone else’s house.

My style as a human being is to indulge people who need to escape, yet I insist on confronting them as a playwright. It's quite embarrassing, it's quite unpleasant, it's quite awkward.

It's only awkward if it matters.

Sometimes the silence is the loudest thing in the room.

If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.

He looked at me with serious eyes, but not the kind that made me wonder what I’d done wrong. The kind that made me wonder what I’d done right.

If I choose to take the time and make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all we need -- not all of this 'Why are you in my house?' nonsense.

He’s an indulgent sort of man……With a quick lip and a fierce tongue, the sort of tongue that draws you in with charm and words of praise, awkward silences and desperate worships.

True. The school admin decided that a girls clothes were more important than her education.

Are you real?” Stupid. Of course he’s real.“Yes, Julie. I’m not the mystical man from your dreams.