Awkward Quotes
because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.
My mom says . . . there are bad people who hurt others for fun . . . and there are good people who do it by accident. Like, they make a mistake? I think you're a good person.
Penelope? Thank you. For not leaving me alone to deal with this . . . when things got hard. other people would have. You're a true friend.
The silences weren’t awkward. For me at least. Because I was there in the moment with him.
If you think people in your life are normal, then you undoubtedly have not spent any time getting to know the abnormal side of them.
It’s awkward to wake up one day to see the trumpet working hard to lead in the shoes of the microphone. You can only lead where you can function better!
It was an awkward moment. We were burning down our host's house, a situation which any guest seeks to avoid.
Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.
To describe a kiss is to describe a diary entry or a pair of underwear—each is personal and private, slightly awkward. Very awkward. But necessary.
If you're frightened of the countless number of books in the library, you'll never write anything, until you close your eyes and hold the pen.
She's been used to hiding her feelings for so long, no wonder her manner can be a little awkward.
Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I'm gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!
If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.
I'm usually a bit awkward in houses that I haven't been to before, so it's a way to not look weird. If I find something I've read before it automatically makes me more comfortable.
That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.
There was a silence. Elliot was surprised, because he would have thought the sound of every atom in his body exploding with indignation might make some noise.
A lot of parents make you feel very awkward when you meet them.
I didn't drink, I told him, with that embarrassed feeling I got whenever I was reminded that I had a body, that I looked like anything at all.
Oh, sorry. I’m not . . . uh . . . interrupting something that will make me uncomfortable, am I?
Awkward.That's exactly how it was when we walked over to our sister and stood on each side of her, looking at her and feeling things and not knowing what to do.
They stood together in a false intimacy, a nervous contact. And he was in love with her.
I hated puberty. It had been that horrible stage from child hood, to pre teen, and my stage from ugly, to ugly with menstrual cramps.
The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.
They said words they did not mean, and their conversations seemed to follow all kinds of rules—rules that no one has ever explained to Oscar.
I've always been a geek and slightly awkward... slightly umm... I was never the cool kid at school.
Turing was fearless. He's extremely direct, which can be seen as socially awkward, and that becomes both his big obstacle but also, in many ways, his strength.