Baby Quotes

Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.

Motorboat to heaven, baby's got the key. Tell me, how am I supposed to get in close back here on these water skis?

We're not going to baby sit a civil war.

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

Patients would come in and say, Well, my baby is going to have a cleft palate. I'm going like, that's not a reason. And the doctor would do the abortion.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion

So he held her and he prayed. Shafts of moonlight on his face. But the baby in her womb, He was the maker of the moon. He was the author of the fate that could make the mountains move.

If only, if only, the moon speaks no reply; Reflecting the sun and all that's gone by. Be strong my weary wolf, turn around boldly. Fly high, my baby bird, My angel, my only

A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.

Everything a baby does strikes a parent as the most magical thing he/she has ever seen.

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.

Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults.

Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show

I always thought that dads in the old days where rather macho types who wouldn't get close to a baby, let alone change nappies.

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius.

Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the temperament, the will of a baby a few months old!

Anything you want to say about God you better make sure you can say in front of a pit of burning babies.

Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru.

Baby it's you. You're the one I love. You're the one I need. You're the only one I see.

The amazing heroic women in labor, they are the truest inspiration, and when they push their babies into the light... I am astonished every time.

I like wearing my dads sweaters because I knew that he wore them when he held me when I was a baby.

I'm always telling people who say two men can't make a baby: 'Anything is possible for God. I'm going to keep inseminating my husband and keep my fingers crossed.'

Talkin', talkin, talkin', talk. Baby, let's just knock it off. They don't know what we been through. They don't know 'bout me and you.

We have yet to beat our drums for birth control in the way we beat them for polio vaccine. We are still unable to put babies in the class of dangerous epidemics, even though this is the exact truth.

I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

Well now everything dies baby that's a fact But maybe everything that dies someday comes back.

Just shred baby, shred.

The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his heroes all coked up.

I've always said even the most hardened pro-choice people would be just devastated to watch an actual birth and then watch a baby be killed before their eyes.

Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Motion picture making is a very, very involved affair. It is completely my baby. I'm a thorough professional. I plan films right from the conception of an idea to its final execution.

Don't hide yourself in regret, Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way

[On sister Kim's pregnancy] The new year, we've got another child coming, so that's great. Kim's never had a baby, so it's going to be a beautiful blessing.

When you're at peace with your life and in a state of tranquility, you actually send out a vibration of energy that impacts all living creatures, including plants, animals and even babies.

The good Lord made this world and everything that's in it. The way I see it, baby, you got to love it to the limit.

Never will a time come when the most marvelous recent invention is as marvelous as a newborn child.

I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby.

Though you may hear me holler, And you may see me cry-- I'll be dogged, sweet baby, If you gonna see me die.

I knew his life deserved a chance/But everybody told me to be smart/Look at your career they said/Lauren, baby use your head/But instead I chose to use my heart.

I am equal to a baby and to a hundred year old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a car mechanic. I am equal to you. You are equal to me. It's that universal. Except that it's not.

Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.

I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.

I came to love Fenway. It was a place that rejuvenated me after a road trip; the fans right on top of you, the nutty angles. And the Wall. That was my baby, the left-field wall, the Green Monster.

My sister called me "Buzzard" when I was a baby - she couldn't say "Brother" so I've been Buzz my whole life.

Soon I will be an old, white-haired lady, into whose lap someone places a baby, saying, "Smile, Grandma!" - I, who myself so recently was photographed on my grandmother's lap.

So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes, is that you baby or just a brilliant disguise?