Baby Quotes

Baby wipes are great for everything! For wiping babies' butts, as an eye-makeup remover, to wipe the counter, to clean my hands at the airport, just everything.

'Cause your love got the best of me, and baby you're making a fool of me. You got me sprung and i don't care who sees, 'cause baby you got me so crazy.

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.

In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor.

It's important to us to see the development and growth. At the end of the day, it's our baby. Genetically it's ours. It's our embryo. We feel very connected.

I am thinking about those things now. More so than all my friends - they're a lot older than me, but they're not even thinking about babies.

Don't buy one of those baby intercoms. Babies pretend to be dead. They're bastards, and they do it on purpose.

I went to see a shaman. He put his hands on me, and I cried like a baby for an hour.

I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.

Baby get ready, get set, please don't go.

How come life is so important in the nine months before birth, but then we sort of forget about the importance, we're not worried about whether that baby lives in poverty once he or she is born.

I never could guess your weight, baby.

Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in my life.

So if you see a star and he needs a little money So come on baby give it to him this isn't funny! Just reach into your pocket, and pull out some change, Come on baby help a star it's not strange!

The baby dove into the room, transforming grotesquely as it landed on the floorin a deft sumersault

Now that the baby is coming, I will do a lot more balancing. I'm going to be a real mommy.

I've been melted into something too easy to spill. I make more and more of myself in order to make more and more of the baby. He takes it, this making. And somehow he's made more of me, too.

Everyone says, 'You give birth, you go home, and you have this amazing baby and it's just beautiful'. And I walked in and I just started sobbing.

We said we'd walk together baby come what may.That come the twilight should we lose our way.If as we're walkin a hand should slip free,I'll wait for you And should I fall behind,Wait for me.

Blood moon risin' in a sky of black dust, tell me baby, who do you trust?

If the angels are unkind or the season is dark Or if in the end Love just falls apart Well then here's to our destruction Baby let me be your soul driver.

I got reckless baby, put you in your place. Next time, maybe rearrange your face.

Every moment is a brand new baby, Baby. Every vow is a brave new voice.

I had a baby with no pain medicine, mainly because most people I talked to didn't think I'd be able to do it. So there!

The Eternal Being, who knows everything and who created the whole universe, became not only a man but (before that) a baby, and before that a fetus in a woman's body.

It's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.

When you have the baby, there is no BlackBerry, no computer; you just have the baby on your stomach, and your heart is beating the same time as the baby's. It's very nice.

Poetry is an enumeration of birds, bees, babies, butterflies, bugs, bambinos, babayagas, and bipeds, beating their way up bewildering bastions.

I have wanted to have a baby since I was a teenager, but it frightens me. It is much easier to have a dog.

It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay.

For some people, the better route for finding like-minded parents is just to get out of your house with your baby and frequent baby-friendly places.

Baby?" She perched beside him in the chair. "You're kidding me right?" "I was trying it out, no?" "no," she said firmly Simon & Clary

Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No.

It certainly changes your life. So that may be a cliché, but I think any woman would say that [day when her baby born] would have been the most special day of their life.

Baby I know, the first cut is the deepest.

When you love somebody, it's like in a couple - you want to create something. Sometimes, it's a baby.

All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, "Oh! I have a baby!" So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me.

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence

You want to fly in jets, and I just want to fly" -Baby Carlyle

On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?

No babies for me until I'm in my 30s! I'm focused on my career right now. I can't even take care of my dog.

I was an 80's/90's baby so you went to the movie theater every weekend and there was one on, whether it was Stallone, Van Damme, Seagal or Schwarzenegger himself.

Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would be something to see,” said Eric

I can’t imagine it now, but I must’ve been innocent at some time in my life. A baby don’t just get itself born bad, do it?

Babies and language are the essential ingredients of civilization, and speakers of language no more know where it came from than babies know where they come from.

Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?

No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah.

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.