Babysitter Quotes

Babysitter Quote of the day

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

I'm a writer, and I will write what I want to write.

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.

TV is the best babysitter.

My mouth is a womb. My teeth are my children. My tongue is their babysitter.

I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby to bed and watching TV while eating everything in their kitchen.

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5...she was 15.

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter.

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.

Light is good company, when alone; I took my comfort where I found it, and the warmest yellow bulb in the living-room lamp had become a kind of radiant babysitter all its own.

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid

Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two feet.

You can't get out-fought and out-desired. I don't want to see that again. I won't tolerate less than 100 percent desire. I'm their manager, not their babysitter.

In many ways, Eulah-Beulah prepared me for literary criticism. After having a two-hundred-pound babysitter fart on your face and yell Pow!, The Village Voice holds few terrors.

Why don't we pay more attention to who our farmers are? We would never be as careless choosing an auto mechanic or babysitter as we are about who grows our food.

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!

I don't really have time [to babysit my twin cousins]. And, well, I actually have my own babysitter sometimes.

I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come in handy on the airplane.

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to.

Don't let TV be a babysitter!!!!

Bribes and boy bands. That’s all you need to be a babysitter.

I suddenly realized that a bunch of my friends needed babysitters and vowed to start screening my calls.

I've never worked with an acting coach, but my parents had acting classes and I grew up around them my whole life just because I didn't have a babysitter.

Food is a big part of my culture, so everyone knows how to cook. When I came to America and asked a babysitter to softboil an egg for my son and she didn't know how, I was shocked.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.

God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter?

Rich can live better than poor but they cannot live without poor.