Bad Jokes Quotes

Bad Jokes Quote of the day

A girl can tell I like her when I blush or start telling bad jokes.

The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh.

If you're from New Jersey, let people make all those bad jokes about our state. Don't let anyone know how great it is here. It's the best kept secret.

The Crimean War is one of the bad jokes of history.

Death meant little to me. It was the last joke in a series of bad jokes.

If we live inside a bad joke, it is up to us to learn, at best and worst, to tell it well.

My life is passed in making bad jokes and seeing them turn into true prophecies.

If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us.

As though all the world were a bad joke and she was the only one around who knew the punchline.

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.