Baldness Quotes

Baldness Quote of the day

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

According to the doctors, I'm only suffering from a light form of premature baldness.

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

It is foolish to pluck out one's hair for sorrow, as if grief could be assuaged by baldness.

This movie is a toupee made up to look like honest baldness.

I'm not bald. I'm just taller than my hair.

You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

In foreign countries they fear baldness. They are so rich in foreign countries, they can afford to fear all kinds of silly things.

I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

The worst thing baldness causes is loneliness.

Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance

When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.