Bali Quotes

Besides the pain in my gut, why shouldn't I laugh? I've almost escaped death in a foreign country.

It'll be the biggest decision of my life. Knowing me, I'll probably make the wrong choice.

Staying out all night and sleeping most of the day is quite a drain on the wallet.

In my defence, I did like my ex until she cheated on me. I just thought the feeling was love.

Natural art is the most amazing form of art there is.

Do you want me to call the internet police for you?

Yeah, " I said because it led to more options than 'no'.

Appreciate the negatives. Because the negatives are what you learn from to make more positives.

A donation to the police officer's back pocket should have you on your way without a problem.

Anxiety's already tingling my skin.

Linda Heavner Gerald received a silver medal for Fiction from FAPA (Florida Authors and Publishers Association)

I'm not a hero, though. I'm just a man.

Your choice is your choice and you need to accept what happens, not shift the blame to someone else if it doesn't turn out your way.

What's inside is none of your business. Your business is getting it for him and getting it to him.

By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to.

Sure, I might not be someone to look up to, but you're no role model either.

I figured that maybe he was only hanging around for the tea and tobacco and when one ran out, so would he.

I figured, what harm could come from a little bit of fun? Crabs. The Canadian girl gave me crabs.