Bananas Quotes

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

Ripe bananas are the mark of a good produce section. A good produce section is the mark of a superior grocery store. A superior grocery store is the mark of a good man.

Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.

We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.

I was born in the Midwest, where "salad" was cherry Jell-O with bananas in it. Now children are more aware of healthy foods.

At my age, I dont even buy green bananas.

When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them.

Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic.

There are still some terrible cliches in the presentation of Indian fiction. The lotus flower. The hennaed hands. In mainland Europe, people still slap these images on my books and I go bananas.

As a World-trekker, go-getter Retirement won't have you stopping You'll be seen where the bananas and mangos come from At the supermarket....doing the shopping

Always take a banana to a party.

What is magic? There is the wizard's explanation... wizards talk about candles, circles, planets, stars, bananas, chants, runes and the importance of having at least four good meals every day.

Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.

Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part.

You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.

There are so many reality shows on now where they want you to be crazy, the girls are just going bananas; you know how they portray brown girls. They portray us in a different type of light.

Isn't it interesting that eating a banana is somehow comical.

My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips.

I bet you can't eat ten bananas!" "I bet you're right.

and the bananas are overdone.

Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

A good banana daiquiri is hard to come by. I've only ever found one place in this country that makes a proper one, and that's in Leeds.

Danger's over, Banana Breakfast is saved.

Not a superman who stumbles, but an ape with makeshift manners in whose nickel-plated jungles roam mechanical bananas.

Angry Black White Boy is bananas! Actually, it's a banana split with razor blades in it. Adam Mansbach is the white Richard Wright, and Angry Black White Boy is our generation's Native Son.

Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running.

Chimpanzees is hatin but I take it all in stride. Put her in a jungle with bananas on the side.

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.

If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.

Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.

Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas.

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?

To be honest, I think bananas are a pathetic fruit.

It's like a banana farm for guns!

It really drives me banana sangwich.

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.

The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing hilariously bad suits. Their leader was Josef Stalin (Russian for "Joey Bananas")

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

Such a movement would cause the ACLU to go bananas!

A Tom Ford three-piece makes you feel so confident, it's bananas.

He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear. ~Jose Aracadio Segundo Buendia After the second banana slaughter

Mrs. Daugherty was keeping my bowl of cream of wheat hot, and she had a special treat with it, she said. It was bananas. In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.

In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.

You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of.

We cannot think of uniting with others, until after we have first united among ourselves... One can't unite bananas with scattered leaves.

Go pick bananas, we'll run the canal.

Umm... So I just realized Ive been peeling bananas wrong my entire life. Thank you animal planet.

[Swiss Armi Man] was a super joyful film to go make. I mean, there was stuff that was, like, totally bananas. But it was kind of par for the course every day with that stuff.