Bank Quotes

Bank Quote of the day

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Americans' right to free speech should not be proportionate to their bank accounts.

Bank robbery is an initiative of amateurs. True professionals establish a bank.

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get busy beating swords into pork barrels.

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account. I'd be worth millions and millions.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

It should be the power of our vote, not the size of our bank accounts, that drives our democracy

Let your name be worth more than your bank account

It is no coincidence that the century of total war coincided with the century of central banking.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.

You've got to exercise. Your health account, your bank account, they're the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take out.

Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account.

You should be concerned about the state of your soul, not the state of your bank account.

Inspiration is an empty bank account.

I'm letting no man handle my bank account.

You know, I always say white is not a colour, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

I got a piggy bank and the goal was to fill it up.

Dancing is like bank robbery, it takes split-second timing.

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success.

The real metric of success isn't the size of your bank account. It's the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference.

I don't have 'five' you can borrow. My piggy bank is officially anorexic.

I'm not jealous in traditional ways - of boyfriends or babies or bank accounts - but I do covet other women's styles of being.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

I went to the bank and proposed that they lend money to the poor people. The bankers almost fell over.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

The amount of money that a person has in his bank account is not determined by his starting capital but by his knowledge about money and his ability to manage it properly.

Most people put money in their piggy bank. I buy a goose that lays golden eggs over and over again. That's what an asset is.

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

The battle for the airwaves cannot be limited to only those who have the bank accounts to pay for the battle and win it.

The taste of people with large bank accounts tends not to be on the cutting edge.

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

Our law is a Jordanian law that we inherited, which applies to both the West Bank and Gaza, and sets the death penalty for those who sell land to Israelis.

The first interview I went on I got at age 5. It was a commercial for First Federal Bank.

BUSINESS and LIFE are like a bank account-you can't take out more than you put in.

Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.

I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account.

In your 20s, you're checking your bank account to make sure you're not broke. In your 30s, you're looking at yourself and realizing you're broken.

The job of the Central Bank is to worry.

When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.

There comes a point where it doesn't matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account.

Success is not how many zeroes your bank account has. It's about making the most of the life you have.

A man without a sense of purpose, even one whose bank accounts are stuffed with money, is always a small man.