Baptists Quotes

Baptists Quote of the day

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

Our religion seems foolish to you, but so does yours to me. The Baptists and Methodists and Presbyterians and the Catholics all have a different God. Why cannot we have one of our own?

God never takes away something from your life without replacing it with something better.

I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world.

You see, I was the son of a baptist minister.

You should approach Joyce's Ulysses as the illiterate Baptist preacher approaches the Old Testament: with faith.

I was raised Baptist, and I like the fact that I got my conscience installed early.

You might say that Lyndon Johnson is a cross between a Baptist preacher and a cowboy.

I sang with Anita Bryant in the Southern Baptist churches.

Baptists are very strong believers that the civil magistrate is ordained by God to punish those who do evil.

I'm from the South. I'm a Southern Baptist. I have a conservative point of view. I'm a Republican.

But, yea, I grew up in a strong Baptist background.

I have my own religion. I'm sort of one-quarter Baptist, one-quarter Catholic, one-quarter Jewish.

My ordination in the Church of God in Christ was at age 9, and I later became a Baptist minister, which I am today.

I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.

And, for instance, Baptists, Adventists, Lutherans, Pentecostals - let them exist on line with others.

I have never been brought up a Catholic - I mean, a Roman Catholic - we're all Catholics, aren't we? We're Protestant Catholics, whether we're from Methodist or Baptist or what.

John the Baptist never performed any miracles. Yet, he was greater than any of the Old Testament prophets.

My father was a Methodist and my mother was a Baptist.

A rejoicing heart soon makes a praising tongue.

The truth is this: I am a Southern Baptist, and the great majority of Southern Baptists are lost.

In Indian civilization I am a Baptist, because I believe in immersing the Indians in our civilization and when we get them under holding them there until they are thoroughly soaked.

Baptists are only funny underwater.

My grandmother, she's been the positive portion of my life the entire time. She raised us Baptist, and when I got old enough to say I didn't want to go to church, she didn't force me. She was cool.

Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.

I would not cross the street to make a Baptist, but I would go round the world to make a Christian.

The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'

The Republican Party: a few million gun-toting, Armageddon-ready Baptists.

I grew up as a Southern Baptist with strict adherence to the Bible, which I read as a youngster.

Can it be possible that the painters make John the Baptist a Spaniard in Madrid and an Irishman in Dublin?

It is not the business of religion in these days to isolate herself from the world like John the Baptist. She must go down into the world like Jesus Christ.

More even than Southern Presbyterians and Southern Methodists, the Baptists provided the great mass of Confederate enlisted men.

Baptists burn more slowly.

This is going to be an old fashioned Baptist camp meeting with old fashioned singing, preaching and testifying.

My family is still very Southern Baptist, and they're religious.

It's not about being a Baptist, Presbyterian, Pentecostal, or 5-Point Calvinist. God has only one family and, as Christians, we're in it!

Psychologically, I'm a Roman Baptist.

Cats are like Baptists. You know they raise hell, but you can never catch them at it.

Ordained Baptist minister; I make no apology for my faith.

I was overcome by the Holy Ghost one time, but in a Baptist way. I was six or seven, and I was saved. I just cried and cried. It was joy!

Although I was brought up in a culturally and religious conservative culture, as a Baptist I was taught that no one has the right to subpoena your conscience.

If you divide Christians into denominations, agnostics and atheists come in third, behind Catholics and Baptists. That's interesting when you contrast it with the lack of influence of nonbelievers.

There are more Baptist preachers in Texas than Baptist missionaries in all the world.

I am somebody who - my path to my faith is very kind of individual, and I don't want to be lumped into the category of those Westboro Baptists.

I'm a member of the Primitive Baptist Church, and they will buy every CD that I have released, but they don't me just to bring the instruments much into the church.

Well - I was brought up as a Southern Baptist.

My family are very, very religious in Texas. They're Southern Baptists. I left to go to New York when I was 17 and I realised I wasn't Southern Baptist. That's not how I am inclined.

Baptists don’t spend their time thinking about reality.

I've been an evangelistic Baptist all my life and still am to some degree.

Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church.