Bars Quotes

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.

I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender there used to call me Boom Boom. I don't know why, but he did.

The thing I am most aware of is my limits. And this is natural; for I never, or almost never, occupy the middle of my cage; my whole being surges toward the bars.

Well, it was just, the bars was all just like the bamboo roofs and everything. You know. As I say, to me, it's completely spoiled all, all these places now. Make them all just tourist traps.

Going from playing a backroom of a bar to a show for 80,000 people...that's pretty wild.

What do you fear, lady?" [Aragorn] asked. "A cage," [Éowyn] said. "To stay behind bars, until use and old age accept them, and all chance of doing great deeds is gone beyond recall or desire.

Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Michael Jackson was not an artist who comes along once in a decade, a generation, or a lifetime. He was an artist who comes along only once, period… He raised the bar and then BROKE the bar!

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

Politics is not really politics any more. It is run, for the most part, by Madison Avenue advertising firms, who sell politicians to the public the way they sell bars of soap or cans of beer.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

There is one kind of prison where the man is behind bars, and everything that he desires is outside; and there is another kind where the things are behind the bars, and the man is outside.

I want to say to anyone who works in a drone workplace, raise the bar! There's no reason why you have to dress to the lowest common denominator.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

There is always something to be happy about if we look for it: ‘Two men looked through prison bars, The one saw mud, the other stars.'

There is little reason left for society to respect women as it once did. Women get knocked up. They don't marry. They have abortions. They go to bars. They get knocked up again.

All I've ever done is work in bars and be a wrestler; I often wonder if I'd have pumped gas, would I have been a womanizer and had addiction problems?

It's easier to make changes with a pencil than a wrecking bar.

New York [cannot] remain the center of commerce and capital for this continent, unless it has an independent bar and an honest judiciary.

Prayer breaks all bars, dissolves all chains, opens all prisons, and widens all straits by which God's saints have been held.

The most dangerous prisons are those with invisible bars

I can play all I know in eight bars.

I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!

We only get what we believe that we deserve. Raise the bar, raise your standards and you will receive a better outcome.

I used to hang out at karaoke bars all the time. It was the most fun you could have when you had no money.

A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon bars of the tawdriest pubs.

In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.

Two men look out the same prison bars; one sees mud and the other stars.

Start early and begin raising the bar throughout the day.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

I've always had the dream of going to New Zealand and meeting a lovely New Zealander in a bar.

I spilt paint all over the bar, they almost fired me.

You can raise the bar or you can wait for others to raise it, but it's getting raised regardless.

The canary is like a man's soul. It sees bars around it, but instead of despairing, it sings.

You know when I first thought I might have a chance? When I realized that you could go into any bar in the country and insult Lyndon Johnson and nobody would punch you in the nose.

The walls, the bars, the guns and the guards can never encircle or hold down the idea of the people.

I don't use the twang bar anymore. It's become too popular.

The more games you get, the more confidence you gain. I started to set the bar high for myself.

To be human is to keep rattling the bars of the cage of existence, hollering, 'What's it for?'

The Bible is God's chart for you to steer by, to keep you from the bottom of the sea, and to show you where the harbor is, and how to reach it without running on rocks or bars.

I've found that many of the greatest ideas surface in bars because that's where many people cultivate inspiration.

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Care like hell! Sit around the bars and drink, and pose, and pretend, all you want to, but in reality, deep down underneath, care like hell.

When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too.

The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.

The inmates and prisoners, I found they were my kind, and it was there inside the bars I found my peace of mind.