Bars Quotes

The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.

There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.

You have to raise the bar. Give yourself a challenge. Ask yourself, 'How can one make the impossible materialise?'

A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.

When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere.

The artistic desire reveals itself in dark form - in karaoke bars [or] trolling on the Internet.

The guy who wins the Oscar for Best Actor has a much higher bar to clear than the woman who wins best actress.

Married life is an existence with bars around it.

I'm not really into clubbing, I like to go to parties after events, and those do end up at clubs or bars. But in my free time I go grocery shopping or to the gym, or I talk on the phone.

I don't trawl record shops anymore. I usually hear music in bars or at friends' houses.

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

We stay in U2's hotel. They bought a hotel, The Clarence, a nice place and it's in an area where everything's happening, so many fantastic restaurants and bars and the people are so friendly.

James Brown was one of the first artists who found four bars that he liked and played them the entire way through, and then he just added to it vocally.

I take the typical words, or I pick a two-word, three-word pattern. One of the things I'm known for is I was one of the first rappers to end their bars rhyming multisyllabically.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now - babysitters cost beer, beer and-a-half an hour.

Domestic goddesses have infiltrated everybody's lives and raised the bar way too high.

I have a very sedate life. How often do you see me at a bar in Boulder, Peter? You tell me. I like Boulder. We just don't live that way.

Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.

Lenny Breau played more great stuff at one time than anybody on the planet... with feeling and tone. He was the best that ever lived, bar none.

I'm ambitious in the sense that I raise the bar high for myself.

I was born and I live in a small village, where the centre of life is the square, and the small bar/cafe.

My cousin Louie, we walk into a bar, and he says, Dom, I think that waitress knows me. What do you think she knows, Louie? The fact that your belly came in four steps ahead of you?

I do not believe that a child can be reformed by lock and key and bars, or that fear can ever develop a child's character.

I guess I'm happy that I'm getting the attention. Otherwise, I'd just be playing in a local bar in front of my family members, and I'm sure they'd get sick of that in no time

The heart of a woman falls back with the night, / And enters some alien cage in its plight, / And tries to forget it has dreamed of the stars / While it breaks, breaks, breaks on the sheltering bars.

In Germany I ingested the entire contents of the hotel mini-bar before a show and stuck my fingers in this guy's nostrils because I thought they would fit.

Bars are meeting places and places to unwind. But at some point, what is culture unwinding from, and why can't they meet anywhere else?

I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips.

The bar is so low in rap - mediocrity is king!

Profane eloquence is transfered from the bar, where Le Maitre, Pucelle, and Fourcroy formerly practised it, and where it has become obsolete, to the Pulpit, where it is out of place.

If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.

I grew up doing live tours and playing in bars, so it was what I love to do.

If I'm trading bars with somebody, it certainly is not because I have a release coming. Joe Budden prides himself on the music and not the sales aspect.

Trying to solve the problem by creating more debt is analogous to trying to stop being an alcoholic by going on a bender down at the corner bar.

How much of our literature, our political life, our friendships and love affairs, depend on being able to talk peacefully in a bar!

What’s wrong with just talking? Isn’t that why bars were invented? So you could talk to somebody over a drink—as opposed to sitting at home alone getting sloshed?

The problem is that many MPs never see the London that exists beyond the wine bars and brothels of Westminster.

A lot of my buddies enjoy the writing part or the studio part, and I love the live show part. That's the reason I got into all this, to play keg parties and bars. I still love playing live.

If you're the band leader you ask more of yourself than anyone else, so they tend to raise the bar for me.

I don't want to get into an argument at the bar with some old racist homophobic person.

My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

I look really young. I always get carded at bars. No one believes that I'm over 18, let alone over 21.

Personally, as a print journalist, I always found the most interesting stories to be the ones hacks talked about in the bar after work.

The reason why I don't have a hero is because heroes set a bar - whereas if we don't have one, our potential is unlimited.

The stuff I'm working on is quite dense. I'm seeing every four bars as a scene in a film.

There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar.