Bars Quotes

The weird set an example for the rest of us. They raise the bar. They show us through their actions that in fact we're wired to do the new, not to comply with someone a thousand miles away.

I always have applesauce in my fridge, and when traveling I take protein bars just in case I get hungry. They're my go-to snack.

Dance bars are seen as the place where gangsters go to relax and spend money.

I would sell my life to avoid the pain that begins in the crib with its bars or perhaps with your first breath when the planets drill your future into you.

Victims of domestic violence need assistance and deserve justice, I commend the crime unit's efforts to put offenders behind bars and reach out to victims.

There's a girl across the bar, I get the message she's sending. Mmm, she ain't looking too married, and me, well, I'm pretending.

You could own coins but you couldn't have bars of gold. We were on the gold standard. I think it was Nixon who took us off the gold standard.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

In Puppies Behind Bars, when the puppy is eight weeks old it is given to an inmate. The inmate is responsible for the dog.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Society itself is an accident to the spirit, and if society in any of its forms is to be justified morally it must be justified at the bar of the individual conscience.

I'm expecting a lot from myself, I have set the bar high and I want to do really well for my teammates. I love working out and preparing so I have spent a lot of time doing that.

Justified by the war on drugs, the United States is in the midst of a prison binge made obvious by the fact that since 1970, the number of people behind bars... has increased 600 percent.

It is incumbent upon us all to raise the bar, whether you are a multibillion-dollar international corporation or a mom-and-pop selling blackberry jam.

I've done everything. Selling door-to-door fire extinguishers... In bars, I used to repair those machines that have 10 different buttons on them to spray club soda and seltzer.

Evil thought is a dangerous pet. It is safer to play with it from behind the iron bars of circumstance.

I look up the telephone number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Then, my hands shaking, I open the bar and drink the leftover whiskey, gin and vermouth-whatever I can lay my shaking hands on.

In the woods where snow is thick, bars of sunlight lay like pale fire.

Whenever I go to bars in London, people send me over Cosmopolitans. It's a very sweet gesture, but I don't like them, so they just sit there.

I don't go out to clubs. You'll never see me on a table at a bar, jumping up and down.

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

In city rooms and in the bars where newspeople drink, you can find out what's going on. You can't find it in the papers.

There were no politics to polarize us then, to magnify every slight. The "negroes" of Washington had their public schools, restaurants, bars, movie houses, playgrounds and churches; and we had ours.

In New York, I find people so courteous and so generous. Free drinks in bars. Free taxi rides.

I assumed that some of the gold bars I received were melted gold teeth.

A Hamas terrorist, a UN aid worker and a journalist walked into a Gaza hookah bar. And no one could tell who was who.

It's best to love your family as you would a Siberian tiger-from a distance, preferably separated by bars.

The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.

I learned to swing on monkey bars over asphalt. I learned that if you fall, it hurts, so you try not to fall. But it's still worth swinging.

I don't relax. My main relaxation is meeting illustrators and publishers in restaurants and bars.

I mean, what is prison, really, except a good bar without the liquor?

It is the missed opportunity that counts, and in a love that vainly yearns from behind prison bars you have perchance the love supreme.

I've always said I'm the worst representative of Muslim-Americans that's ever existed, because I've been inside more bars than mosques.

Well, let's see, I found out Pagan has low blood sugar and becomes a complete b--witch if she doesn't eat a candy bar during a stressful moment.

Prisoners at the bar, have you anything to say in your defence?

It is the absence of bars that makes a beast free - but only the truth can make a man free.

In my garden, care stops at the gate and gazes at me wistfully through the bars.

My garden, with its silence and pulses of fragrance that come and go on the airy undulations, affects me like sweet music. Care stops at the gates, and gazes at me wistfully through the bars.

Certain people have wanted to put me behind bars for a long time now. That's part of my work. If I were afraid, I couldn't do what I do.

It is by acts, and not by ideas, that people ensure the bar down the street cannot have a patio.

I have a troubled relationship with Hunter S. Thompson, not just because he kicked me out of a bar but also because it's become clear to me that he was not a good person.

I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done.

I don't really like to go out to clubs or anything. It's just not my style. I'd much rather go to a dive bar or a local place.

... man is eating the earth up like a candy bar.

I don't hang out at trendy Hollywood bars.

I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to push it a little further - as long as there's substance in terms of the material.

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far.

I wanted to live where I could pop to the bar that Humphrey Bogart took Lauren Bacall to, or the little restaurant where Charlie Chaplin had a booth.

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.