Bartender Quotes
Bartender Quote of the day
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . .
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck."
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started thinking about how cool it was.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
If I go Before I'm old Oh, brother of mine Please don't forget me if I go Bartender, please Fill my glass for me With the wine you gave Jesus that set him free After three days in the ground.
A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.
I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender there used to call me Boom Boom. I don't know why, but he did.
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.
I'm a bartender. I like recipes. They're concretes. Was the drink recipe for seduction one shot charm and two shots self-deception, shaken, not stirred?
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.
Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo, for he knows the world is round.
My parents were workers. My mom, especially in my high school years, was a stock clerk at Kmart... My dad was a bartender that worked banquets.
John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?
To extract the fullest flavor of our drinking house, we needed to spend serious evening time there, slowly coming to know the bartender and the regulars, their joys and sorrows.
It's true though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night," the bartender says, loudly striking a book match and lighting a cigarette. "You can't fight it.