Baseball Fans Quotes

Baseball Fans Quote of the day

Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.

They (Expos fans) discovered 'boo' is pronounced the same in French as it is in English.

Baseball fans love numbers. They love to swirl them around their mouths like Bordeaux wine.

All baseball fans can be divided into two groups: those who come to batting practice and the others. Only those in the first category have much chance of amounting to anything.

Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.

For most baseball fans, maybe oldest is always best. We love baseball because it seizes and retains the past, like the snowy village inside a glass paperweight.

If anyone stays away (after the 1981 strike), my response is this - those people had no right to ever come to the park, because they aren't true baseball fans.

Any person claiming to be a baseball fan who does not also claim to have invented the quickest, simplest and most complete method of keeping score probably is a fraud.

True baseball fans do not cheer for their teams to win; they cheer for them not to lose. Victory does not come with joy, it comes with relief. Losing causes only pain.

I was a baseball fan, at any rate.

Baseball fans are pedants, there is no other kind.

I'm a baseball fan, but I'm not qualified to make baseball decisions, and I don't want to pretend to be.

You look around baseball and when things go south, that type of fan apathy happens.

You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.