Bath Quotes

Bath Quote of the day

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath.

When you're a teenager, your friends are your life. When you grow up, friendships seem to get pushed further and further back, until it seems like a luxury, a frivolity, like a bubble bath.

A girl never can predict who might wander into her boudoir during a bubble bath.

People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath.

Smart, truly hilarious, and entirely sympathetic. Like a hot bubble bath or a holiday at the beach, you won't want it to end.

Deeply immersed in a constant bubble bath of sin, you cannot communicate with Jesus Christ unless you are ready to get out of the bath. John 1:9

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

I was about as political as a bath towel.

If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will leave you alone.

Even dirty water has a bath

She is always pretending she loves me, but look at her now. Am I in her thoughts? Is there a tender look in her eyes? Is she dreaming of me as she walks along the streets?

I love the magic of a hot bath, how time pauses and every grievance melts away.

If you don't smell good, then you don't look good.

Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.

have you killed me, false thief?

you will not be master of my body & my property

people have managed to marry without arithmetic