Bathroom Quotes

Bathroom Quote of the day

My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

in the mornin' po-lice at my door Fresh adidas squeak across the bathroom floor Out the back window.. I make a escape Don't even get a chance to grab my old school tape

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.

The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not to see as messages to stop, but rather as tickets to the game.

It is easier for me to take ten good pictures in an airplane bathroom than in the gardens at Versailles.

I was brought up in a tenement house in a working district. We didn't even have a bathroom! We had a gaslight in the hallway and a black-and-white TV.

I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other's pockets. I don't see why you have to share the same bathroom.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.

The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order.

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.

Some people out there think everything I do is a publicity stunt, they think when I go to the bathroom it's a publicity stunt.

She said, "'Ye can we get married at the mall?" I said, "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all."

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.

They took a survey: Why do men get up in the middle of the night? Ten percent get up to go to the bathroom and 90 percent get up to go home.

I have a little bit of an addiction to work. So I'm always hiding in the bathroom with my Blackberry to work when I'm on holiday.

I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower stall and a Jacuzzi we could put to really good use. I know you'd like it.

The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius' bathroom floor.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was not something I wanted to be part of.

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water Thinking; "Damn, I should've been a better father to my daughter"

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.

Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom.

I still get nervous on dates. I'll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can't breathe.

Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time

They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

Japanese women live in fear of making the least sound in a bathroom stall. Japanese men pay no attention to the subject whatsoever.

I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I've never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It's challenging, and I like to be challenged.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.

Write in the kitchen, lock yourself up in the bathroom. Write on the bus or the welfare line, on the job or during meals.

At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

I really like 'Roar' and 'Dark Horse.' 'Dark Horse' I really like, and I feel I would sing that in the bathroom; I would buy that album, and I think Katy Perry's amazing!