Bathroom Quotes

One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I realized I had one of two choices, change the list or change myself.

I remember one tour with two male-fronted bands, and they had a fight over who could use the bathroom first. Then they just ended up having a beef with each other for the entire rest of the tour.

I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it.

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

Asked for your opinion on the prints, you have two choices: truth or tact. I ask for the bathroom.

Make sure your bathroom is clean. If you're having a girl over the house for the first time, make sure your toilet is clean, not disgusting. Guys' bathrooms are always the most disgusting thing.

I went to the bathroom and threw some water on my face, combed my hair. If I could only comb that face, I thought, but I can't.

There won't be any revolution in America ... the people are too clean. They spend all their time changing their shirts and washing themselves. You can't feel fierce and revolutionary in a bathroom.

My father's motto has always been 'Room in the heart, room in the house.' As charming as this sounds, it translates into a long line for the bathroom and extra loads of laundry for my mother.

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom.

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom.

I had a hard time with bullying. I ate lunch in the bathroom.

I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs. It's tough but I knew that was going to be the case.

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom!

If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

When you're an actor on set, people treat you like a giant baby. They don't let you do anything. Like, "Do you need any food? Do you need the bathroom?"

Any Canadian looking in the bathroom mirror is sure to recognize one of Guy Vanderhaeghe's people. Man Descending is the startling debut of an excellent writer.

I've been singing Shakira songs in front of my bathroom mirror into my hairbrush forever. It's like a daily routine.

I believe the best in people. I believe if you need a bathroom break you go to the bathroom. If you need treatment, you get treatment. I don't think any rules should be changed.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets.

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

Your wallet will be stolen, you'll get fat, slip on the bathroom tiles of a foreign hotel and crack your hip.

I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband's early films end with a scream and a flush.

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out.

It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not.

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

I read Dad's books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can't get caught in here.

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom.

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom

There is an inverse correlation between the cleanliness of a bathroom and my 3-year-old daughter's need to move her bowels.

But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom.

I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist.

Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom.

THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PROPERTIES with basketball courts, bathroom facilities, toilet facilities. Many young people would love to get the hell out of cities