Bathroom Quotes
There was a point in my 40s when I went into the bathroom with a bottle of wine, locked the door, and said, 'I'm not coming out until I can totally accept the way that I look right now.'
Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone.
Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)
I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.'
When I was in high school, I remember seeing girls crying in the bathroom every Monday about what they did that weekend. I never wanted to be that girl crying in the bathroom.
I ceased cleansing my body. Two weeks before the test I stopped eating food with nutritional value. A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. My pants got crusted up.
Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is a fake bathroom break.
In 1969 America put the man on the moon.In 2016 America put the man in the women's bathroom.
To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one.
I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.
She was feeling something: a tiny pinpoint of feeling. She shifted slightly on the bathroom tiles. No. Surely not. From a book?
Nobody likes the "A" word, but everyone ages. You can have an aging in place master suite that looks like a resort hotel, rather than a rehab hospital room.
...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.
I could take a shower every day in my own bathroom. I almost didn’t know what to do with such luxury. Other than, you know, not stink.