Be Merry Quotes

I'm not much of a drinker. It only takes me one drink to get drunk . . . my fourth.

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

I started smoking to lose weight. After I dropped that lung I felt pretty good.

Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.

I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

Those who seek enjoyment in life are the ones that think that the world is a playground.