Bean Quotes
Bean Quote of the day
I need you to be clever, Bean. I need you to think of solutions to problems we haven't seen yet. I want you to try things that no one has ever tried because they're absolutely stupid.
Bean could see the hunger in their eyes. Not the regular hunger, for food, but the real hunger, the deep hunger, for family, for love, for belonging.
Aw, Poke, you poor, kind, decent, stupid girl. You saved me and I let you down.
I want to be the kind of boy you are, thought Bean. But I don’t want to go through what you’ve been through to get there.
And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?
I'm not stupid!" In Bean's experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove its own inaccuracy.
She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.
The king who has the broad bean does not have one whole wafer. (Le roi qui a la fève - N'a la galette entière.)
You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.
He felt like a baked bean in a can, soaring through the air on a downward turn of a parabolic arc...
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.