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Bed Quotes: "Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't."

Most men think they are good drivers. Most women think they are good in bed. They aren't.



Bed Quotes: "When I was playing I felt tired all the time. My recovery period was a lot longer than the other players. They'd be ok after an hour - I'd have to stay in bed till the next session."

When I was playing I felt tired all the time. My recovery period was a lot longer than the other players. They'd be ok after an hour - I'd have to stay in bed till the next session.




Bed Quotes: "Habits are like comfortable beds. They are easy to get into, but difficult to get out of."

Habits are like comfortable beds. They are easy to get into, but difficult to get out of.



Bed Quotes: "Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed."

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.




Bed Quotes: "Lean too much upon the approval of people, and it becomes a bed of thorns."

Lean too much upon the approval of people, and it becomes a bed of thorns.



Bed Quotes: "We are at that very point in time when a 400-year old age is rattling in its death bed and another is struggling to be born."

We are at that very point in time when a 400-year old age is rattling in its death bed and another is struggling to be born.



Bed Quotes: "I don't dare start thinking in the morning. I don't dare start thinking in the morning. If I thought thoughts in bed, Them thoughts would bust my head-- So I don't dare start thinking in the morning."

I don't dare start thinking in the morning. I don't dare start thinking in the morning. If I thought thoughts in bed, Them thoughts would bust my head-- So I don't dare start thinking in the morning.




Bed Quotes: "It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up."

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.



Bed Quotes: "I think Saturday may be Latin for "stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night."

I think Saturday may be Latin for "stay in pajamas til noon then eventually motivate yourself to shower and get ready for bed that night.



Bed Quotes: "All I can think about is bed.” “We’re sharing the same thought.” “You’re thinking about bed too?” “I’m thinking about YOU in MY bed."

All I can think about is bed.” “We’re sharing the same thought.” “You’re thinking about bed too?” “I’m thinking about YOU in MY bed.



Bed Quotes: "Writing is seduction. Good talk is part of seduction. If not so, why do so many couples who start the evening at dinner wind up in bed?"

Writing is seduction. Good talk is part of seduction. If not so, why do so many couples who start the evening at dinner wind up in bed?



Bed Quotes: "As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do. I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show."

As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do. I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show.




Bed Quotes: "The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is."

The best way not to find the bed too cold is to go to bed colder than the bed is.



Bed Quotes: "It's lonely to listen to the pleasure of others, not that I've made a habit of that kind of eavesdropping. There's joy and passion in the next room, in the next bed, but it's not yours."

It's lonely to listen to the pleasure of others, not that I've made a habit of that kind of eavesdropping. There's joy and passion in the next room, in the next bed, but it's not yours.



Bed Quotes: "I remember as a kid being cold a lot, and hungry sometimes. Wed go to bed with just cornbread and milk, and I remember wearing shoes with holes in the bottom. I remember having twine for shoestrings."

I remember as a kid being cold a lot, and hungry sometimes. Wed go to bed with just cornbread and milk, and I remember wearing shoes with holes in the bottom. I remember having twine for shoestrings.



Bed Quotes: "I always wanted to be a movie star. I thought it meant being famous and having breakfast in bed. I didn't know you had to be up at 4:00 a.m."

I always wanted to be a movie star. I thought it meant being famous and having breakfast in bed. I didn't know you had to be up at 4:00 a.m.



Bed Quotes: "In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination."

In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.



Bed Quotes: "Jealousy is love bed of burning snarl."

Jealousy is love bed of burning snarl.



Bed Quotes: "I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack."

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.



Bed Quotes: "As you make your bed, so you must lie in it."

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.



Bed Quotes: "Come up, April, though the valley, / In your robes of beauty drest, / Come and wake your flowery children / From their wintry beds of rest."

Come up, April, though the valley, / In your robes of beauty drest, / Come and wake your flowery children / From their wintry beds of rest.



Bed Quotes: "Old persons are sometimes as unwilling to die as tired-out children are to say good night and go to bed."

Old persons are sometimes as unwilling to die as tired-out children are to say good night and go to bed.



Bed Quotes: "I go to bed with men, not boys."

I go to bed with men, not boys.



Bed Quotes: "I would suggest the widow do things the husband used to do, so he seems to be there with you. You will feel like just going to bed. It's so wonderful, going to bed."

I would suggest the widow do things the husband used to do, so he seems to be there with you. You will feel like just going to bed. It's so wonderful, going to bed.



Bed Quotes: "There are beds and tables in the world - plenty of them, are there not? But there are only two ideas or forms of them - one the idea of a bed, the other of a table."

There are beds and tables in the world - plenty of them, are there not? But there are only two ideas or forms of them - one the idea of a bed, the other of a table.



Bed Quotes: "Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed."

Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed.



Bed Quotes: "Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker."

Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.



Bed Quotes: "Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table."

Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.



Bed Quotes: "The glacier knocks in the cupboard, The desert sighs in the bed, And the crack in the teacup opens A lane to the land of the dead."

The glacier knocks in the cupboard, The desert sighs in the bed, And the crack in the teacup opens A lane to the land of the dead.



Bed Quotes: "Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays."

Everybody who does not live in a prostitute's bed and on a diet of cocaine snow is called an ascetic nowadays.



Bed Quotes: "If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed."

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.



Bed Quotes: "The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort."

The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.



Bed Quotes: "I usually get my lyrics when I let my mind wander, when you're not really awake, but not yet fully asleep. I keep an open notebook by my bed and then just write whatever comes to me."

I usually get my lyrics when I let my mind wander, when you're not really awake, but not yet fully asleep. I keep an open notebook by my bed and then just write whatever comes to me.



Bed Quotes: "What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup - that's good in bed."

What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup - that's good in bed.



Bed Quotes: "Some astronauts sleep in sort of beds - compartments that you can open up and crawl into and then close up, almost like a little bedroom."

Some astronauts sleep in sort of beds - compartments that you can open up and crawl into and then close up, almost like a little bedroom.



Bed Quotes: "It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason."

It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason.



Bed Quotes: "deep in the meadow , under the willow , a bed of grass , a soft green pillow"

deep in the meadow , under the willow , a bed of grass , a soft green pillow



Bed Quotes: "When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it"

When you find yourself in bed with an ugly woman, the best thing to do is close your eyes and get on with it



Bed Quotes: "The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am ready for bed instead of soirees."

The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am ready for bed instead of soirees.



Bed Quotes: "When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed."

When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.



Bed Quotes: "In the beds which the piety of the public has prepared on every side, stricken men await the verdict of fate."

In the beds which the piety of the public has prepared on every side, stricken men await the verdict of fate.



Bed Quotes: "I do not have a daily routine, but each morning, I try to spend an hour in bed, visualizing positive outcomes for my life, health, and career."

I do not have a daily routine, but each morning, I try to spend an hour in bed, visualizing positive outcomes for my life, health, and career.



Bed Quotes: "I believe every day when I wake up and go to bed and during my dreaming time there's some moment of truth that's in front of me that will always be in front of me until the end of days."

I believe every day when I wake up and go to bed and during my dreaming time there's some moment of truth that's in front of me that will always be in front of me until the end of days.



Bed Quotes: "While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love."

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.



Bed Quotes: "Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed... This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go."

Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed... This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.



Bed Quotes: "Dakota's head was stuck in his toga. He staggered around olike a Kool-Aid-stained ghost. "Um," Percy said, "should I wear my bed sheets?"

Dakota's head was stuck in his toga. He staggered around olike a Kool-Aid-stained ghost. "Um," Percy said, "should I wear my bed sheets?



Bed Quotes: "The best moments in my life are just before going to bed. Those are my happiest moments."

The best moments in my life are just before going to bed. Those are my happiest moments.



Bed Quotes: "Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles."

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.



Bed Quotes: "When I'm lying in my bed, I think about life and I think about death. And neither one particularly appeals to me."

When I'm lying in my bed, I think about life and I think about death. And neither one particularly appeals to me.