Bed Quotes

The tourist business is a trap, it is a tained honey; Man clearly should have stayed in bed, and not invented money.

Statesmen are not only liable to give an account of what they say or do in public, but there is a busy inquiry made into their very meals, beds, marriages, and every other sportive or serious action.

I'm a stickler about never going to bed with makeup on. Like, all I can hear is my pores screaming, "Nooooooo!" So I'm a saint when it comes to cleansing.

Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning before waking up ... I'm like a TV antennae, I catch it all and do it my way.

A book has to be easy to open and you don't have to be a bodybuilder to lift it. I like books I can read in bed. Those big tombstones would kill me.

So maybe it was just as well that my companion was more like Mulder. A coked-out Mulder with a lot of weapons, who knew that the monsters under the bed were real and would gut you.

I always go to bed thinking I'm the luckiest guy in the world.

When I was a kid, I'd kneel down at the side of my bed every night before I went to sleep, and my mother and I would say a Greek prayer to the Virgin Mary.

For me being depressed means you can spend all day in bed, and still not get a good night's rest.

For many weeks after [my wife] died, I could not get used to the feeling of coldness and lifelessness on her side of the bed - and it was even worse when they took the body away and buried her.

My characters talk to one another, and when it reaches a certain pitch of excitement I jump out of bed and run and trap them before they are gone.

Old April wanes, and her last dewy morn Her death-bed steeps in tears; to hail the May New blooming blossoms neath the sun are born, And all poor April's charms are swept away.

The moon just crapped the bed.

You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

No civilized person ever goes to bed the same day he gets up.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.

A small part of her secretly hoped she caught him in bed. But that really was a very small part. The bigger part hoped he was in the shower.

You’ll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim her, you will swear your loyalty to me.

I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.

This wasn’t the first time I’d been pulled out of bed for a crucial mission. It was, however, the first time I’d been subjected to such a personal line of questioning. “Are you a virgin?

Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the difference.

Some have been to the mountain. I have been to my knees by the side of my bed.

I remember that at one time I always made a drawing before going to bed!! - Of myself I mean - though I finally destroyed most of them.

These pearls of thought in Persian gulfs were bred, Each softly lucent as a rounded moon; The diver Omar plucked them from their bed, Fitzgerald strung them on an English thread.

But no one ever is allowed in Sleepytown, unless He goes to bed in time to take the Sleepytown Express!

Genuine confidence is what launches you out of bed in the morning, and through your day with a spring in your step.

My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.

Let's remember that our children's spirits are more important than any material things. When we do, self-esteem and love blossoms and grows more beautifully than any bed of flowers ever could.

In winter I get up at night And dress by yellow candle-light. In summer quite the other way I have to go to bed by day.

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

From his brimstone bed, at break of day, A-walking the Devil is gone, To look at his little snug farm of the World, And see how his stock went on.

Genuine sorrows are very tranquil in appearance in the deep bed they have dug for themselves. But, seeming to slumber, they corrode the soul like that frightful acid which penetrates crystal.

For a sick man the world begins at his pillow and ends at the foot of his bed.

Should I string her up or strangle her in bed, suffocate that venomous head? Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death. Listen, do me a favor, kill my wife.

Maybe the bride-bed brings despair, For each an imagined image brings And finds a real image there...

If there was one ubiquitous recommendation about marriage it was this: "Don't go to bed angry."

Sweet tastes have sour closes; and he repents on thorns that sleeps in beds of roses.

The way to bliss lies not on beds of down, And he that had no cross deserves no crown.

I would stay in bed and get an extra 10 minutes sleep

Text a guy you like right now, "I'm thinking about you." If he says, "mmm are you in bed?" Never speak to him again he's a lifelong moron.

For the marriage bed ordained by fate for men and women is stronger than an oath and guarded by Justice.

Why does the past look so enticing to us? For the same reason why from a distance a meadow with flowers looks like a flower bed.

Every morning I wake up in a home where Mike Tyson previously laid in the bed and he earned over $500 million his career. It makes me conscious.

For eight-and-a-half years, I was just watching movies, and just staying in bed and just eating food and just, you know, being just miserable.

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.

Despite my exhaustion I have a devil of a time getting to sleep because of the rats above my bed and a pig who lives beneath my room.

My bed is actually two king beds put together.

A good idea turns every cog in your mind, making you scared of bed in case the whole machine grinds to a halt.

I have consistently loved books that I've read when I've been sick in bed.