Bed Quotes

I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

All my life I had feared imprisonment, the nun's cell, the hospital bed, the places where one faced the self without distraction, without the crutches of other people.

In my free time, I love to lay in bed.

The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

Dear, don't think of getting out of bed yet. I've always suspected that early rising in early life makes one nervous.

If you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy.

One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a monstrous bug.

If I jump out of bed without hugging my husband, that creates stress between us.

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

Someone wake me when it's over When the evening silence softens golden Just lay me on bed of dover Oh, I need help with this burden "Hush

She has the heart of a child, you know. Yeah, it's in a box beside her bed. - Kaia Skyhawk

I'm tired. I'm going back to bed.

There are three traps that strangle philosophy: The church, the marriage bed, and the professor's chair.

Many a housewife staring at the back of her husband's newspaper, or listening to his breathing in bed is lonelier than any spinster in a rented room.

I have to decide whether I'm just laying down a groove, kind of a bed and canvas for the lyrics and music to live on, or trying to illustrate something in the lyrics.

Why am I in Hell? It hurts. It hurts all the time. Why am I in Hell? I just want to go home and lie on the bed the way I used to. Please take me home.

Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man unhealthy, poor, and stupid.

A great song is the reason you want to jump out of your bed in the morning.

I'd have liked to have gone to bed with Jean Harlow. She was a beautiful broad. The fellow who married her was impotent and he killed himself. I would have done the same thing.

I think it should be made clear that the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, they have not got into bed together; they are merely sharing a room.

I don't wonder about anything. I'm too old to wonder. I think the most important thing is to wake-up with a pulse. I look in the obituary columns. If I'm not in it, I get out of bed.

Love wants to enjoy in other ways the human being whom it has enjoyed in bed; it looks forward to having breakfast.

Torrent of light and river of air, Along whose bed the glimmering stars are seen, Like gold and silver sands in some ravine Where mountain streams have left their channels bare!

Who ne'er his bread in sorrow ate, Who ne'er the mournful midnight hours Weeping upon his bed has sate, He knows you not, ye Heavenly Powers.

Sam: You know what I wish? Cassel: What? Sam: That someone would covert my bed into a robot that would fight other bed robots to the death for me.

Laurels grow in the Bay of Biscay, I hope a bed of them may be found in the Mediterranean.

I don't like sleeping in a bed.

Adding CO2 to the air is like throwing another blanket on the bed.

[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.

I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!

Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks.

After you have put food on your table, make sure you invest in really good walking shoes and a good bed.

May you never lay your head down, without a hand to hold. May you never make your bed out in the cold.

George Brett could roll out of bed on Christmas morning and hit a line drive.

This card is sent to cheer you As you're confined to bed I'm sure it'll feel all worthwhile In the happier days ahead.

My best sunsets are always going to be in my home town, San Diego. Watching the sunset from the Pacific knowing that you're sleeping in your own bed, there's something special about that.

Everybody’s got rights. A man tied to a bed got rights. A man down in a dungeon got rights. A little screaming baby got rights. Yeah, you got rights. What you don’t got is power.

In our natural Adamic state, we are not on our sick beds. We are in the grave.

When things get bad enough, your only resort is to lie in bed and start praying.

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

I don't go out that much anymore, unfortunately. I used to enjoy it, but I'm just so busy. Like last night, everybody else went out, and I just went straight home and went to bed.

Here's who it's okay to share a bed with: . . . A heating pad. An empty bag of pita chips. The love of your life.

Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to contribute anything to culture.

I don't like waking up. I feel like staying in bed usually, but I can't because I've got two kids standing next to my bed, just eager to live another day.

I was a hundred-percent sick, I felt as if I had no further use for my legs, they just hung over the edge of my bed like unimportant and rather ridiculous objects.

I just looked at her, feeling utterly empty. I didn't know what I was supposed to say to her. My life is in that bed. Please let me stay.

A mother would never by choice sleep in a wet bed but she would gladly do so in order to spare the dry bed for her child.

You just have to learn not to care about the dusty mites under the beds.

If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart during the night, and in the morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.

I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.