Bed Quotes

I've always been curious about the monster that lives under your bed. Even at 30 years old you lean over the bed to see if there's something under there, potentially.

There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed.

You want to retire from a job you're not that all enamoured with. I love what I do. I want to keep doing it till I can't get out of bed doing it.

Only a fool would make the bed every day.

But no matter what was going on in our lives, I could imagine lying beside her in bed at the end of the day, holding her while we talked and laughed, lost in each other's arms

So after a lovely family Xmas day, this 80s teen is off to bed feeling a bit sad, but listening to this masterpiece [George Michael: I can't make you love me].

My grandfather always told me that it is no good lying on a hospital bed saying, 'I had the right of way', ... That's one of the reasons I was so pleased that the boys could do the IAM test as well.

Bed is the perfect climate.

I expect we are all jealous of the women in their past, but how much less exciting if the women had not kept the bed warm.

You've made your bed, now go bounce on it.

Take thou of me, sweet pillowes, sweetest bed; A chamber deafe of noise, and blind of light, A rosie garland and a weary hed.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

[Answering the question 'If you had caused the end of the world, what would you do?'] I would try to fix it. I would go to bed on time and brush my teeth.

When it starts to seem like you have popped into bed with a specific party, it makes it difficult for people to believe you are not doing someone else's bidding for them.

Curled up in bed, I’m young in the old way.

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner!

Before starting a fitness program or diet, know why you're doing it. Have specific goals with deadlines and visualize the end result each night before going to bed.

People are inexterminable - like flies and bed-bugs. There will always be some that survive in cracks and crevices - that's us.

Must we to bed indeed? Well then, Let us arise and go like men, And face with an undaunted tread The long black passage up to bed.

I like to think that when I fall, A rain-drop in Death's shoreless sea, This shelf of books along the wall, Beside my bed, will mourn for me.

More dreams are destroyed in bed than are ever found there.

When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion.

Truths ... are too often considered as so true, that they lose all the power of truth, and lie bed-ridden in the dormitory of the soul, side by side with the most despised and exploded errors.

Even my mom. I have to tell her, "If you want a snack, don't go to bed with potato chips. Eat a handful of pistachios and a handful of dates."

It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.

Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.

Thankfulness grows best in the seed-bed of conviction, just as some plants must be placed in the soil in the winter if they are to flower in the summer.

Oh, it's nice to get up in the mornin', But it's nicer to lie in bed.

I just laid around in my bed, looking at the ceiling, and i smiled because it was a nice kind of quiet.

I can remember being home from school with tonsillitis and writing stories in bed to pass the time.

The woods always look different at night...as if the daytime trees and flowers and stones had gone to bed and sent slightly more ominous versions of themselves to take their places.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

You look in my room and it looks neat enough but if you dared to look under my bed or in my closet, oh what a mess!

I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.

When I am ill or upset he jumps up on to the bed to curl up close beside me. But if I am in bed with a hangover he will have nothing to do with me.

Don't date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn't put them there just for you).

Do not ask the name of the person who seeks a bed for the night. He who is reluctant to give his name is the one who most needs shelter.

While he was drunk asleep, or in his rage, or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed.

Romeo: I dreamt a dream tonight. Mercutio: And so did I. Romeo: Well, what was yours? Mercutio: That dreamers often lie. Romeo: In bed asleep while they do dream things true.

A death-bed's a detector of the heart.

Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened.

My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on TV and eating.

I suffer mornings most of all I feel so powerless and small By ten o'clock I'm back in bed Fighting the jury in my head

No matter whose bed you die in the bed will be yours for your voyage onto the surgical andiron of God.

Whether it is fun to go to bed with a good book depends a great deal on who's reading it.

Some are masters of illusions, some are ministers of trade, all under the same delusion, all their beds unmade.

You ever want me to show you what it's like to have a man in your bed, you know where to find me.

Voice acting is about the easiest thing to do. You roll out of bed, throw your clothes on that you had on the night before, you go into the studio, and nobody cares, just as long as you can speak.

I'll die propped up in bed trying to do a poem about America.