Bed Quotes

You're sitting on my bed," he said. "Did yo think I was under it?

Eric, what are you doing?" "Snuggling." "Get out of my bed!" -Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman

… and we are in bed together laughing and we don’t care about anything.

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

California is a state peculiarly addicted to swift enthusiasms. It is a seed-bed of all manner of cults and theories, taken up, and dropped, with equal speed.

I don't know any kid that's not afraid at some point going to bed with the lights off, totally. That's why they make nightlights.

I absolutely insist that all my boys are in bed before breakfast

Vittoria slipped off her robe. 'You've never been to bed with a yoga master, have you?

If I can make a career for myself after Harry Potter, and it goes well, and is varied and with longevity, then that puts to bed the 'child actors argument'.

If you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed?

You leave the phone on beside you as you fall asleep. I sit in my bed and listen to your breathing, until I know you are safe, until I know you no longer need me for the night.

Flattery is a lie covered in a bed of flowery words.

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

God, children know something they can't tell; they like Red Riding Hood and the wolf in bed!

Nickel for my thoughts, dimes in my bed. Quarters of the kush shape the lines in my head.

As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.

One should always sleep in all of one's guest beds, to make sure that they are comfortable.

When you want to do something creative and you want to do something new, you have to start with the thing that's making you want to jump up out of bed in the morning.

Art and business may be strange bedfellows, but an artist must make room in her bed for both.

It's folly that women measure their happiness with the pleasures of the bed, but they do. And when the pleasure cools or their man goes missing, all they once lived for turns dark and hateful.

Soon someone would say the fatal words, "Well, I think it’s time for me to go to bed.

I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.

You just can't wake up out of bed and think you can figure out a gym. You definitely need some personal training.

I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative when Im looking out the window, and my bed and couch have nice views of the New York skyline.

I go to bed early; my favorite dream comes on at nine.

'As you have made your bed, so you must lie on it'; which again is simply a lie. If I have made my bed uncomfortable, please God I will make it again.

You drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, that was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.

Here bloom red roses, dewy wet, And beds of fragrant mignonette.

If you go to bed at 10:00 and get up by 6:00 A.M., things will work out for you.

My best advice is to work out with a buddy. They keep you motivated and get you out of bed.

I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

For a metaphysical treat stop at the Big Sur Inn, which is also a haven for stray cats and dogs. Life along the South Coast is just a bed of roses, with a few thorns and nettles interspersed.

I love you Huey was the note I read, but there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed.

Hush! my dear, lie still and slumber, Holy angels guard thy bed! Heavenly blessing without number Gently falling on thy head.

Mistakes are something that happen by accident. You didn't walk out the door one morning and fall into some guy's bed. You thought about it, for a while. You made that choice.

Wishin' was dyin' but I gotta make it all this way to that bed on these feet.

I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

I lay down so hard, I got bed rash

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

For a long time I would go to bed early. [Fr., Longtemps, je me suis couche de bonne heure.]

Getting after this terrible, avoidable waste of human potentiality is what gets me out of bed every morning.

The marriage bed is the most degenerative influence in the social order.

I lay in bed at night crying to myself. The only one who loved me and watched over me was someone I couldn't see or hear or touch.

The members of our secret service have apparently spent so much time under the bed looking for communists that they haven't had the time to look in the bed.

When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed. When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

Artists now decline to go to bed with beauty, fearing they'll wake up with kitsch.

I always keep myself busy. I'm writing. Or I'm creating something. Or I'm doing stuff with the kids. I'm up incredibly early in the morning; I go to bed incredibly late at night.

(I must tell my Hon. Friend Miss Janet Fookes) that although I have always been attracted to her I have never actually dared ask her whether she would go to bed with me.

Like my father, I would never as a child throw anything away, keeping old toys, electric motors and bits of broken machines under my bed in what I called my Box of Useful Things.