Bed Quotes

May I be a light for those in need of light. May I be a bed for those in need of rest. May I be a servant for those in need of service, for all embodied beings.

My body grew hot, then cold. I tried to eat the bed sheets. My heart beat madly. Every joint in my body ached. When I took the cure they took it all away from me.

If life ever ceased to be an educational experience. I probably wouldn't get out of bed in the morning.

Civilisation never dies, it may change, but it is eternal. Where the paddy field is born on the dry river bed of Titash, there begins another civilisation.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why.

The daughter-in-law of Pythagoras said that a woman who goes to bed with a man ought to lay aside her modesty with her skirt, and put it on again with her petticoat

Nights were the worst. I'd try to get some sleep, only to be thrown out of bed and dragged out into the compound for another game of "Let's whack Bobby in the dark!" - Bobby Pendragon, RoZ

I wake up: I am mental, I got to bed and I am mental, I am mental within my dreams, I am mental within my normal state, I'm out of my mind.

With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses.

Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty one-half of the time. It's time we gave this some thought.

I can imagine myself on my death-bed, spent utterly with lust to touch the next world, like a boy asking for his first kiss from a woman.

Women naturally desire the same six things as I; they want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous with money, obedient to the wife, and lively in bed.

With Alzheimer's patients, you have to be very careful what you say when you're looking at them over their bed. Because once in a while, they understand it.

The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down.

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

I never get out of bed in the morning without having communion with God in the Spirit.

Men who neglect philosophy while busying themselves with ordinary affairs are like the Suitors [in the Odyssey] who desired Penelope but went to bed with her maids.

Wendy, Wendy, when you are sleeping in your silly bed you might be flying about with me saying funny things to the stars.

Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

What gnashing is not a comfort, what gnawing of the worm is not a tickling, what torment is not a marriage bed to this damnation, to be secluded eternally, eternally, eternally from the sight of God?

When I was so fatigued that I couldn't move, the excitement of going to the barn and getting my foot in the stirrup would make me crawl out of bed.

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.

I had a rule that I had to go to bed before the sun came up. So I used to look up the sunrise times because I thought it would be bad karma to be going to bed as dawn was arriving.

The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets.

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.

A bed or a chair will trick you if you stay still on them long at a time. They will draw out your strength and leave you weak as water.

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

Virtue is the roughest way, but proves at night a bed of down.

Ah, children, be afraid of going prayerless to bed, lest the Devil be your bedfellow.

When you win a race your on top that day, so take it for what its worth, have a good time and party, cause the next day when you get out of bed, the meter goes back to zero again.

The rain to the wind said, You push and I'll pelt.' They so smote the garden bed That the flowers actually knelt, And lay lodged--though not dead. I know how the flowers felt.

It is not the things we do in life that we regret on our death bed. It is the things we do not.

You know how sometimes you lie in bed at night and think, “What if the law of gravity just wears out and lets go and I drift into space?” Does that ever make you anxious?

Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleepy and getting up when they are!

You know your girlfriend is too young when she'll do everything in bed but go upside down because it's too scary.

Failure will never stand int he way of success if you learn from it.

Believe me, sir, never a night goes by, be I ever so tired, but I read the Word of God before I go to bed.

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really.

I have made my bed In charnels and on coffins, where black death Keeps record of the trophies won

I try to make my bed every day for mental health. Coming home to an unmade bed or a room with clothes all over will depress me.

There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.

If you want to deserve Hell, you need only stay in bed. The world is iniquity; if you accept it, you are an accomplice, if you change it you are an executioner.

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

Life is always either; a tight -rope or a feather-bed . — Give me the tightrope.

I just want some head in a comfortable bed.