Bed Quotes

I just want some head in a comfortable bed.

I think even lying on my bed I can still do something.

Every woman over fifty should stay in bed until noon.

There is one death bed repentance recorded in the Bible (the thief on the cross), so that no one despair, but there is ONLY one, so that no one will presume.

I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he'd come to school with me cos he was my favourite.

Every night before you go to bed write down three things good that happened to you that day. That's pretty much all it takes to get a happiness boost over time.

Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed.

We must wake up knowing we have work to do and go to bed knowing we've done it.

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?

You just can't be good in bed anymore. You have to be good at the keyboard too.

oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much

Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.

Writing is like going to bed with a beautiful woman and afterwards she gets up, goes to her purse and gives me a handful of money.

I want to get up in the morning and just roll over in my bed into an indoor swimming pool. And then swim to the breakfast table.

joy and sorrow are inseparable. . . together they come and when one sits alone with you . . remember that the other is asleep upon your bed.

When one sleeps on the floor, one need not fear falling out of bed.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning.

I want you too much. I want you with me, in my life, in my bed. If i can have that, nothing else matters.

If you think you can grasp me, think again: my story flows in more than one direction, a delta springing from the river bed with its five fingers spread.

Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.

go barefoot and be warm all the time not only when you go to bed and sleep

Wake up with a plan of action, go to bed with satisfaction.

The number-one rule of the road is never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will be sorry.

When you are surrounded by people who are much better than you, you have two choices: You can sh*t the bed, and the performance can go to hell. Or you can step up and rise to the occasion.

And must I then, indeed, Pain, live with you all through my life?-sharing my fire, my bed, Sharing-oh, worst of all things!-the same head?- And, when I feed myself, feeding you too?

You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.

I don't want to be viewed as a womaniser or whatever. I don't like going crazy crazy, I like having fun but it's nice to wake up in your own bed, isn't it?

Woke up this morning with a terrific urge to lie in bed all day and read.

Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

'If you let a bully come in and chase you out of your front yard, he'll be on your porch and the next day he'll rape your wife in your own bed.

I've always had the mentality of: work hard, get to bed early, focus - and let your work speak for itself.

The ladies kept telling me I wasn't good in bed, so I figured if I wasn't a lover then I must be a fighter

I think life is full of challenges and problems. I don't believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. It's not a bed of roses, and you have to work real hard at it.

The queen was settling on the edge of the bed, ungainly with hesitation and at the same time exquisite in her grace, like a heron landing in a treetop.

But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?

I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.

It's because of you when I'm in bed in the morning that I can wind my spring and tell myself I have to live another good day.

A great day for me is not getting out of bed. I like to see how many snacks I can eat..and how many really bad TV shows I can watch

Don't bother tellin' me what I've got comin' in the morning... I already know. I've got some feel good pills and a red Gatorade by my bed, ready to go!

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

I usually go to bed pretty late but sleep a full cycle (8 hours).

Get your priorities straight. No one ever said on his death bed, 'Gee, if I'd only spent more time at the office.'

When a man is ill,he has only one wish -to gain health,and when he does -then come a hundred wishes and he turns even unhappier than when he was lying sick in bed

And when the war is done and youth stone dead, I'd toddle safely home and die--in bed.

After we put my son to bed, my husband and I curl up and watch a movie or TV. That's when I finally put up my feet and have my glass of wine and a brownie.

It enables me to go to bed with an enriching feeling in my soul and the belief that I am changing myself.

So I'm in love. That crazy, forget to eat, float around in a daze, talk on the phone all night and bounce out of bed every morning hoping to see him kind of love.