Bed Quotes

The pain has left but I know that it has not gone far, that it is sulking somewhere in a corner or under the bed and it will jump out when I least expect it.

Your best T-shirt should be like your bed, it just feels like you are home when you are in it.

I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start.

The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy

I get up really early, and I go to bed really late. Sometimes I get tired, but it's not important. I have an exciting existence, and there's so much to do.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.

Art doesn't go to sleep in the bed made for it. It would sooner run away than say its own name: what it likes is to be incognito. Its best moments are when it forgets what its own name is.

Economists are said to disagree too much but in ways that are too much alike: If eight sleep in the same bed, you can be sure that, like Eskimos, when they turn over, they'll all turn over together.

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.

Addictions do come in handy sometimes: at least you have to get out of bed for them.

Before bed, I read a book or flip on the radio - I'm not picky, I'll just turn it on and see what comes up. I burn a yummy lavender- scented candle.

Mama, Mama, put me to bed I won’t make it home, I’m already half-dead I met an Invalid, and fell for his art He showed me his smile, and went straight for my heart.

I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

Later in the evening when you lie awake in bed with the echoes from the amplifiers ringing in your head.

Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

Reduce your wants and lead a happy and contented life. Never hurt the feelings of others and be kind to all. Think of God as soon as you get up and when you go to bed.

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.

No man ever repented of being a Christian on his death bed.

If you go to bed at night and think about your day and you haven't laughed very much, then you must jump out of bed and go do something fun.

If marriage were only bed, we could have made it.

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world.

As you walk, you cut open and create that river bed into which the stream of your descendants shall enter and flow.

I've learned one hell of a lot about men in my lifetime. They're all right to take to bed, but you sure better never let them get a stranglehold on you.

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

I won't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Building a practice of gratitude is the best way I know to create an optimistic approach to life. Start each day by lying in bed for five minutes and mentally acknowledging what you are grateful for.

I would lie in bed, and I was nine years old, and say to myself: 'I want to be the richest man in the world.' I've come a long way from there.

When you're dreaming with a broken heart, the waking up is the hardest part. You roll outta bed and down on your knees and for a moment you can hardly breathe.

As long as His Majesty is sick, I will move my bed to his chambers, the better to care for him.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

I know it's not fair to ask you to be with me when we can't even sleep in the same bed, but I'll love you better than anyone else could. I'll take care of you and make you happy. I know I can.

Confidence takes constant nurturing, like a bed, it must be remade every day.

Growing up in the streets of Bed-Stuy, it was hard, yo.

You Americans, always peering under people's beds to look for communism.

Some days are good; some days are not so good. Some days are really exciting. Some days are just tedious. You just have to get up out of bed.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Don't be that guy that's laying in that hospital bed going, 'I wonder what would have happened if I tried it?' The worst thing that could happen is that it doesn't work.

How simple life is. We buy a fish. We are fed. We sit close to each other, we talk and then we go to bed.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.

A baboon in a forest is a matter of legitimate speculation; a baboon in a zoo is an object of public curiosity; but a baboon in your wife’s bed is a cause of the gravest concern.

Go to bed early and wake up early. The morning hours are good.

Luck lies in bed, and wishes the postman would bring him news of a legacy; labor turns out at six, and with busy pen or ringing hammer lays the foundation of a competence.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

I am not going to become crazy in the ring, because I am already crazy. And I am not going to die in the ring. I am going to die in bed as an old man.

Reading in bed can be heaven, assuming you can get just the right amount of light on the page and aren't prone to spilling your coffee or cognac on the sheets.