Bed Quotes

O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.

When you really deep down look at it, we go to bed every night, get up every morning, stay here for 70 or 80 years, and then we die.

The best thing about lying in bed late is that you learn to distinguish between first things and trivia, for whatever presses on you has to prove its importance before it makes you move.

I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower stall and a Jacuzzi we could put to really good use. I know you'd like it.

If you don't believe one person can make a difference, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I'd got out.

Descartes spent far too much time in bed subject to the persistent hallucination that he was thinking. You are not free from a similar disorder.

Every sleepy boy and girl in every bed around the world- Can hear the stars up in the sky whispering a lullaby

This man dresses like an unmade bed.

Dearest Jesus, holy child, make thee a bed, soft, undefiled, within my heart, that it may be a quiet chamber kept for thee.

Good morning! What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for four hundred thousand.

Don't let your silly dreams fall in between the crack of the bed and the wall.

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back.

I love the life of objects. When the children go to bed, the objects come to life. I like to tell stories about the life of inanimate objects.

Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to party and get laid, come home at 3am., and I would still be playing with myself.

Nobody's life is a bed of roses. We all have crosses to bear and we all just do our best.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.

D'ye ken that the only time I am without pain is in your bed, Sassenach? When I take ye, when I lie in your arms-my wounds are healed, then, my scars forgotten.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

I know I am dying, but my deathbed is a bed of roses. I have no thorns planted upon my dying pillow. Heaven is already begun!

Why should you renounce your right to traverse the star-lit deserts of truth, of the premature comforts of an acre, house, and barn? Truth also has its roof, and bed, and board.

You gotta be able to explain things to yourself when the lights go off and you get in the bed. You gotta deal with you at the end of the day.

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed. Teach me to die.

Upon retiring, sleep as if you had entered your last sleep. Upon awakening, leave your bed behind you instantly as if you had cast away a pair of old shoes.

Money will buy you a bed, but not a good night's sleep, a house but not a home, a companion but not a friend.

All top international athletes wake up in the morning feeling tired and go to bed feeling very tired.

By the time we left college, I had become my own image: a dandelion in the flower bed of society. Kinda cute, but still a weed.

The creak of bed springs suffering under the weight of a restless man is as lonely a sound as I know.

My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight.

My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.

The cool kindliness of sheets, that soon smooth away trouble; and the rough male kiss of blankets.

The idea of having new perspectives on our planet, and actually being able to get that message out, gets me out of bed every day with a spring in my step.

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.

I think there's something extraordinarily nice about seeing the dawn up before one goes to bed, [] there's something uncanny about it.

Thank God we can't tell the future. We'd never get out of bed.

The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone.

More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed.

Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.

Just think how many thoughts a blanket smothers while one lies alone in bed, and how many unhappy dreams it keeps warm.

I only show emotion at home, and in my bed.

Don't go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.

Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?

It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

I would have it inscribed on the curtains of your bed and the walls of your chamber: "If you do not rise early you can make progress in nothing."

I can take hardship. I can sleep on the cold floor anytime. I can also sleep on a feather bed.

Commune with your own heart upon your bed, and be still.