Bed Quotes

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.

And some to Meccah turn to pray, and I toward thy bed, Yasmin.

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.

When I started, (players) were making $4,000. Now, they don't get out of bed and they already make $10,000.

Everything from the little house was in the wagon, except the beds and tables and chairs. They did not need to take these, because Pa could always make new ones.

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?

The president is the cuticle of the nail bed of America: one would think pushing back makes him stronger, yet it turns out the opposite is true.

If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off his head or his legs. You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball.

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

I have to say, I'm good with gifts. If I find something perfect for a certain person, I'll just get it and put it away in a kind of nook under my bed - a little gift hutch, if you prefer.

I would climb on roofs and jump off using my parents' bed sheet, hoping it would open like a parachute. I was always getting hurt, breaking a leg, you know, bruising, cracking my head open.

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

Every time I use an app, part of my brain dies! We'll get to the point where we go to bed and wonder: 'Did I have a thought today?' You'll have to go to your 'Thought' app!

Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.

I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.

Soon the sun beams will smile through. Before you jump out of that bed, just know, the thought of you was the first thing that hit my head. Good morning my darling.

Jane Austen: Getting into her books is like getting in bed with a cadaver. Something vital is lacking; namely, life.

The trouble with sharing one's bed with cats is that they'd rather sleep on you than beside you.

Hopped up out the bed / Turn my swag on

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.

You're like the devil with horns in your head, the only way I'll get you is to get you in bed.

The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don't know why. Maybe he'd been shaken out of bed to chase me.

I have pleasures, and passions, but the joy of life is gone. I am going under: the morgue yawns for me. I go and look at my zinc-bed there. After all, I had a wonderful life, which is, I fear, over.

Prohibition is a hard sounding word, worthless as a rallying cry, hard as a locked door or going to bed without your supper.

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.

The true poet is all the time a visionary and whether with friends or not, as much alone as a man on his death bed.

I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!

She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).

Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?

Imagine what might happen if women emerged from their labor beds with a renewed sense of the strength and power of their bodies, and of their capacity for ecstasy through giving birth

But do you ever think of me, when you lie? Lie down in your bed, your bed of lies.

Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying this little bean from El Salvador.

I tape my list of goals, both large and small, above my bed so I can see them when I wake up. This holds me accountable.

What's going on?" I sat down on the bed and finished the last of the scone. "Bad things," she said mischievously. "You'll approve.

I had a nice dinner. I let the evening unfold, flow. I like to sit in a chair with a wine glass. When I woke up, I thought, 'Why didn't I go to bed at 11?' I came back at 3 and went to bed at 5.

I go to bed with a clear conscience. I sleep great. I know I did my best.

Life excites me-just little, normal, everyday things. Getting out of bed. Getting dressed. Making food. I find it all exciting.

I always think I should try to get to bed early, but then I can't stop myself from watching telly and fiddling around on the net.

I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.

Even when we say nothing our clothes are talking noisily to everyone who sees us, telling them who we are, where we come from, what we like to do in bed and a dozen other intimate things.

On his Hannibal Lector mask: I've got it at home. I wear it to bed every night.

All good and true book-lovers practice the pleasing and improving avocation of reading in bed ... No book can be appreciated until it has been slept with and dreamed over.

Well, one gets out of bed and the planets don't always hiss or muck up the day, each day.

With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.

I've never even been to bed with a man. Never. That's how pure I am; I have nothing to be ashamed of. My gods made me the way I am.

Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.

First of all, I love singing. I mean, I get out of bed and I sing. I can't help it.

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.