Beer Quotes
Beer Quote of the day
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.
The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.
I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.
No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer.
Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.
