Beer Quotes

What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you're singing and I really enjoy that!

If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.

I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.

I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies.

Some folks of cider make a rout And cider's well enough no doubt When better liquors fail; But wine, that's richer, better still, Ev'n wine itself (deny't who will) Must yield to nappy ale

Garp drank the beer and wondered if everything was an anticlimax.

When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie.

I'm not a feminist. I hail men, I love men. I celebrate American male culture, and beer, and bars and muscle cars.

I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting.

Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of the demand for alcoholic drinks.

The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.

Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.

That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.

I met my old lover on the street last night. She seemed so glad to see me, I just smiled. Then we talked about some old times and we drank ourselves some beers, still crazy after all these years.

Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.

Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And then no more till the afternoon; and half a gallon at supper-time. No one can object to that.

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.

Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in 'free beer'.

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.

Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye.

There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.

[I normally go-to] whiskey on the rocks. Or a beer. Or with dinner, a glass of white wine.

Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.

Drinking beer in a children's playground is an old Soviet tradition.

I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to put up with skimmed milk and sour.

People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!

I work until beer o'clock.

A man who lies about beer makes enemies.

The attempt to make the consumption of beer criminal is as silly and as futile as if you passed a law to send a man to jail for eating cucumber salad.

Around year seven or eight, you'd kill yourself when you realized Norm had to enter and you had to come up with a new beer joke.

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.

Life isn't all beer and skittles.

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.

My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn.

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

It's a fair wind that blew men to ale.

On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

Okay, I'm flattered, I appreciate your attempt at making me feel better after the fiasco with the pita rolls, but please ring up this beer I need it more than flattery.

People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like.

My young friend, I wish that science would intoxicate you as much as our good Göttingen beer! Upon seeing a student staggering down a street.

Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, be drunken continually.

My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now - babysitters cost beer, beer and-a-half an hour.