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Beer Quotes: "When I started having a couple of beers and loosening up, I realized how many years I had wasted going back to my hotel room alone when I could have gone and just had a beer or two."

When I started having a couple of beers and loosening up, I realized how many years I had wasted going back to my hotel room alone when I could have gone and just had a beer or two.



Beer Quotes: "I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done."

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.




Beer Quotes: "I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell."

I was 35 years old and not in the best of shape. I spent many late nights playing music, drinking beer, and eating Taco Bell.



Beer Quotes: "Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth."

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.




Beer Quotes: "In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly."

In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.



Beer Quotes: "It was darkly rumoured that the butler, regarding him with favour such as that stern man had never shown before to mortal boy, had sometimes mingled porter with his table beer to make him strong."

It was darkly rumoured that the butler, regarding him with favour such as that stern man had never shown before to mortal boy, had sometimes mingled porter with his table beer to make him strong.



Beer Quotes: "Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small beer in it, and the second reeked claret."

Were I Diogenes, I would not move out of a kilderkin into a hogshead, though the first had had nothing but small beer in it, and the second reeked claret.




Beer Quotes: "Precious to me - it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer."

Precious to me - it is the Dinner Bell. Oh blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer.



Beer Quotes: "Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?"

Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?



Beer Quotes: "Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill with beer."

Now, I'm mostly a beer man. When I drink hard liquor, it usually doesn't end the best, so I keep it chill with beer.



Beer Quotes: "My parents got divorced. Early and ugly. My mum was nuts so I lived with my dad. We used to play a father/son games. Pin the blame on me, rock, paper, get me another beer, casino night."

My parents got divorced. Early and ugly. My mum was nuts so I lived with my dad. We used to play a father/son games. Pin the blame on me, rock, paper, get me another beer, casino night.



Beer Quotes: "Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up."

Jeb Bush cheated on his diet and had a fried Snickers bar, pork on a stick, and a beer. Jeb Bush said he ate it so at least he could see some of his numbers go up.




Beer Quotes: "Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass."

Genesee beer. The great outdoors in a glass.



Beer Quotes: "Ginny's Little Longhorn is my favorite place to play and hang because it's close to old school beer joint music venue as you'll ever find. The Continental Club is also in the top as well."

Ginny's Little Longhorn is my favorite place to play and hang because it's close to old school beer joint music venue as you'll ever find. The Continental Club is also in the top as well.



Beer Quotes: "I had dropped a good design, which I had once bent my thoughts upon, and that was to try if I could not make some of my barley into malt, and then try to brew myself some beer."

I had dropped a good design, which I had once bent my thoughts upon, and that was to try if I could not make some of my barley into malt, and then try to brew myself some beer.



Beer Quotes: "This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer."

This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.



Beer Quotes: "The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play."

The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.



Beer Quotes: "There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves."

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.



Beer Quotes: "I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad while you're here."

I live in Portland now. It's beautiful from day one. The Food and the beer, and no sales tax. Get your iPad while you're here.



Beer Quotes: "You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?"

You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge?



Beer Quotes: "Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers."

Imagine Jon Stewart if he gave a damn. He's like Howard Zinn after 12 beers.



Beer Quotes: "Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels good because I'm helping my team win."

Keep winning and get to the postseason, I won 20 games and they just dumped one beer on my head. It feels good because I'm helping my team win.



Beer Quotes: "I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go."

I like to go see a ball game. I'll have seven, eight, nine - 10 beers, and the second inning will roll around, and I gotta go.



Beer Quotes: "That questionable superfluity small beer."

That questionable superfluity small beer.



Beer Quotes: "Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly."

Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the highway that is ugly.



Beer Quotes: "Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons."

Nature, like Maimonides said, is mainly a good place to throw beer cans on Sunday afternoons.



Beer Quotes: "There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot, Which disgusted that Man of Columbia."

There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot, Which disgusted that Man of Columbia.



Beer Quotes: "If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you don't get seated next to at a dinner party."

If George W. Bush is the kind of person folks might like to have a beer with, John McCain is the guy you pray you don't get seated next to at a dinner party.



Beer Quotes: "It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here, It's seven o'clock and I want to rock, Want to get a belly full of beer..."

It's getting late have you seen my mates, Ma tell me when the boys get here, It's seven o'clock and I want to rock, Want to get a belly full of beer...



Beer Quotes: "You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what I'm going to do."

You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what I'm going to do.



Beer Quotes: "I cannot stand beer. But I love wine."

I cannot stand beer. But I love wine.



Beer Quotes: "What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans?"

What kind of heart does one have to have in order to be able to get rid of these, without regret, as if they were empty beer cans?



Beer Quotes: "I drink for the thirst to come."

I drink for the thirst to come.



Beer Quotes: "How much beer is in German intelligence?"

How much beer is in German intelligence?



Beer Quotes: "I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away."

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.



Beer Quotes: "The beer tastes better when you win"

The beer tastes better when you win



Beer Quotes: "Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them."

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.



Beer Quotes: "It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs."

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.



Beer Quotes: "As for the girl, since she is well favoured, she shall brew the king's beer, and be numbered amongst the king's wives-unless, indeed, he is pleased to give her to me."

As for the girl, since she is well favoured, she shall brew the king's beer, and be numbered amongst the king's wives-unless, indeed, he is pleased to give her to me.



Beer Quotes: "The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter."

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.



Beer Quotes: "While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet!"

While beer brings gladness, don't forget That water only makes you wet!



Beer Quotes: "The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets."

The culture of the hop ... so analagous to the culture and uses of the grape, may afford a theme for future poets.



Beer Quotes: "Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted."

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.



Beer Quotes: "When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing."

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing.



Beer Quotes: "Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die."

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.



Beer Quotes: "No TV and no beer makes Homer something something."

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.



Beer Quotes: "From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover."

From now on walking is my beer and feeling good is my hangover.



Beer Quotes: "it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary."

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.



Beer Quotes: "Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too."

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.