Beer Quotes

People love talking about their jobs. Take them out, buy them lunch or take them for a beer and they'll talk about their job, provided they know that you're going to respect their anonymity.

If you're sad and you like beer, I'm your lady, ... The Saddest Music in the World.

Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.

Unfortunately, beer was only a short-term answer. And head transplants had yet to be approved by the FDA.

it sucks to get old...but there's always beer

I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all.

You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For abortion. This is a nihilist policy which hurts people.

Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of its parks, like Busch Gardens. That's a comforting thought the next time you're getting ready to get on the roller coaster!

The faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock the doors of perception.

I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure.

Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?" Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough.

Beer is prose. Wine is poetry.

Wine lovers all speak of their First Time, a quasi-spiritual moment of awakening to wine's wonderment. After that, it's a life sentence. I've seen it happen to even the most confirmed beer sluggers.

After the game, I'm a completely different person. I drink some beers with friends and try to get my mind completely off football.

1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And don't stuff your head with things you don't understand.

I sat down to my supper, twas a bottle of red whiskey.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

You know the law, Dresden." "He who kills the cheer springs for beer," chanted the rest of the table.

I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a white wine sauce or in beer with paprika.

The most frustrating thing for musicians who want to play stuff from the new album is when everyone goes out to buy a beer.

I didn't think I could go onstage and play unless I had a beer to loosen up. Well, if it was only one beer to loosen up, I'd probably still be drinking today.

Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine.

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

We've shared good (times) We've shared good fries We've shared good (beers) But never goodbyes... Till now Mind how you go, good buddy

I like writing songs. I like the camarderie of the and. I like touring. I love playing bass. And then there's free beer.

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.

My drug of choice is beer. It's not only socially accepted, you can't even watch a football game without having it shoved in your face a thousand times.

Drinking goes with everything, there's always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want.

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.

I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!

I do enjoy a beer. And a shot of vodka with some apple juice is what loosens me up before I go onstage, because I get really nervous. I wish I could say it was something more healthy, like Pilates.

I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities.

Going on tour, you don't have a lot of time to mull things over. You're just kind of, "Another beer, another show, another song."

Beer makes people deaf.

Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language.

Keeping some calorie-dense food in your diet-whether it is meat, pasta, beer, or cake-allows you to reach satiety more quickly and easily. And this will keep you from feeling deprived.

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol. Which begs the question, will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation in jeopardy?

Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.

Think beer; drink beer.

I think all it really takes for different people to get along is a common rooting interest and a few beers.

Hey, I'm for love, not war. How about we have a beer?

I won’t give up what I enjoy to look perfect. I want to find a happy medium between feeling good about my body and still having a beer and some barbecue.

After a theatre run, it took me a long time to start drinking again during the day.

America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal.

I don't want to sound superficial, but when I go see a movie myself, I'd rather look at Tom Cruise than some shmo with a beer belly

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.

The battle thing is very important in hip-hop, but at the same time, I want to sit down and have a beer and listen to Rakim.