Beer Quotes

The man who called it "near beer" was a bad judge of distance.

How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That wisdom might in youth be gotten, Or wit be ripe before 't was rotten?

We are the Draft Beer Preservation Society.

Among environmentalists sharing two or three beers, the notion is quite common that if only some calamity could wipe out the entire human race, other species might once again have a chance.

Let me finish my beer." (Stark) "Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian)

Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.'

Americans spend more on beer than they do on books. No wonder their stomachs are bigger than their brains.

Let me just say that it is super wierd throwing your own bash at a conference instead of just leaching off everyone else's, but hey, free beer, right?

Always store beer in a dark place.

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!

I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad.

I think I'm a girly beer drinker - I like the fruity ones. And the radler has lower alcohol.

I should be the face of Samuel Smith Beer. That'd be great.

I've actually tasted the beer; it's quite nice. It's called Samuel Smith, which is my actual name. It's good beer. Maybe that's my favorite.

He changed more times than a baby in a beer-drinking contest.

Czech beer in bottles is the corpse of real beer in a glass coffin.

Doesn't matter. If I would've had a beer before the game, I would've been drunk. So I don't believe in 'if.'

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking pig. (Susan)

To live with integrity in an unjust society we must work for justice. To walk with integrity through a landscape strewn with beer cans, we must stop and pick them up.

I said no to having a beer. I once had a beer with my brother when I was twelve, and I just didn't like it. It's really that simple for me. [pp.37]

Everything in moderation. And that includes a couple of beers a day.

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.

When you go to a football game and someone offers you a beer [...], they're really saying hi, have a glass of extroversion.

If you want someone to grab a beer with, I may not be that guy. But if you want someone to drive you home, I will get the job done and I will get you home.

I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.

Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.

Beer soothes the upset soul.

Apparently, there is no bad economic turn a conservative cannot do unto his buddy in the working class, as long as cultural solidarity has been cemented over a beer.

It's hard to have any moral authority over a group of drunken college students when you have never had a beer and never been laid.

There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.

He that drinks beer, thinks beer.

I would think beer and football go hand in hand.

Boughs have their fruit and blossom At all times of the year; Rivers are running over With red beer and brown beer.

Would I were in an alehouse in London.

Here's the beautiful lady with the beer.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

A man who lies about beer makes enemies

When all else fails, there is music. When that fails you, there is beer.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

120 million of us place the big bang 2, 500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.

I have tremendous respect for anyone who can control his palate enough to learn not only to drink beer but to enjoy it too.

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

I know an alcoholic is the worse, but sometimes I wonder if it's better to have a drinking father that lives at home, or a drinking father, that never comes around.

I've never been thrown out of a pub, but I've fallen into quite a few

My professional life had started and here I was at a professional dinner full of uninhibited drinking.