Beer Quotes

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible.

Life ain't all beer and skittles, and more's the pity; but what's the odds, so long as you're happy?

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.

It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.

It is a great feeling to know that from a window I can go to books to cans of beer to past loves. And from these gather enough dream to sneak out a back door.

I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair.

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.

Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.

Cold beer is bottled God.

For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.

Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals.

If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours.

In Belgium, the magistrate has the dignity of a prince, but by Bacchus, it is true that the brewer is king.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Cerevisiam Bibat! (drink beer for health)

Here's to the drunken Marine With beer in his canteen! You've heard of the Unknown Soldier But, never an unknown Marine!

In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.

I've drank more beer and pissed more blood and banged more women than all you numb nuts put together!

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of the eyes.

Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous.

We brewers don't make beer, we just get all the ingredients together and the beer makes itself.

I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?

Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture.

Religions change; beer and wine remain.

Beer is an improvement on water itself.

Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.

Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.

Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.

Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.

Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.

I am awake, I might as well be drinking

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.