Beer Quotes

Religions change; beer and wine remain.

I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.

Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

All the buildup and hype, everything else, is foam. The game is the beer.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

Money can't buy happiness—but it can buy beer.

I have respect for beer.

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

I'm a big root beer guy.

I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.

A well-made Martini or Gibson, correctly chilled and nicely served, has been more often my true friend than any two-legged creature.

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

I like the Whisky old an the women young

If you want to see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin, give me a doo-a dee-dee-dam, dee-dee-doo.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

Payday came and with it beer

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

One must be able to say at all times--instead of points, straight lines, and planes--tables, chairs, and beer mugs

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

Give me oysters and beer, for dinner every day of the year, and I'll be fine.

I love to have a beer with Duncan "Cause Duncan"s me mate

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher.

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.

I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.

Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, than there is always beer

I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want it, but I don't really seek that out any more.

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

If you think about brewing, it is biotechnology. And I would say that I was a technologist at heart. So whether I... fermented beer or whether I fermented enzymes, the base technology was the same.

A country of long shadows on county cricket grounds, warm beer, green suburbs, dog lovers, and old maids cycling to holy communion through the morning mist.

120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer.

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.

It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

It is my aim to win the american people over to our side, to make them all lovers of beer.

They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.