Beer Quotes

I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?

Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.

Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!

Politics is not really politics any more. It is run, for the most part, by Madison Avenue advertising firms, who sell politicians to the public the way they sell bars of soap or cans of beer.

Good people drink good beer.

I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male - or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you'll see what I mean.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.

My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

What's a punk band? Hey, who's got a beer?

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

Homer no function beer well without.

I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.

All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.

I would be in Italy working on a film, longing for something simple - like, God, I would just kill to be sitting at a barbecue having a beer right now.

Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment

I recommend...bread, meat, vegetables, and beer.

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

We discussed this very important issue yesterday over a beer.

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.

Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

I'll have another beer. I'm not driving.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Give him a fishing lesson and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer every weekend.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.

I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.

It is not “just beer,” it is a noble and ancient beverage which, like wine, food and television advertising, can be extraordinarily good or unmercifully bad.

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.