Beer Quotes

I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.

I let my drinking do the talking.

Playboy isn't like the downscale, male bonding, beer-swilling phenomena that is being promoted now by (some men's magazines). My whole notion was the romantic connection between male and female.

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient.

God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.

Let no man thirst for good beer.

Ric Flair is the greatest guy ever. He just wants to hang out, have a beer, and tell stories. He's the coolest. I've never met The Rock though.

stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke?

Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

And it occurs to me that if I were aboard a rowboat floating in the middle of all the beer I've drunk in a lifetime, I'd never be able to see the shore.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to crack a cold one now and then.

My beer has been universally well-liked beyond my most sanguine expectations. Cannot serve half my customers, and they are increasing every day.

The beer and the wurst were wonderful, but I was dying to be back in the South, where the livin' was easy, where the fish were jumpin', where the cotton grew high.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

There's damsels in distress out there, and we got all this beer.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

Sometimes, I think the only art left for us is slowly peeling the label off a beer bottle while somebody tells you about a dream they had.

Fortunately the boat we rented had a motor in it You will definitely want this feature on your sailboat too, because if you put up the sails, the boat tips way over, and you could spill your beer.

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.

Beer is made by men, wine by God.

Life's not all beer and skittles

I like a good beer. Of course, I'll drink a bad one too. Let no person thirst for lack of real ale! Thank god for long-necked bottles, the angel's remedy.

If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer.

Never allow a child to spend all of his allowance. Insist that he set aside a certain amount of money every week and put it in a safe place, where you can get it if you need to buy beer.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

I ain't got no time for a Caribbean cruise, just give me a song and a beer.

Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints.

Good peo­ple drink good beer. Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer. Think about it.

There is no subsititue for fishing sense, and if a man doesn't have it, verily, he may cast like an angel and still use his creel largely to transport sandwiches and beer

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets.

Blessings of your heart, you brew good ale.

Veblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer.

In the end, art is small beer. The really serious things are earning one's living so as not to be a parasite and loving one's neighbor.

And I will make it felony to drink small beer.