Beer Quotes

Fermentation equals civilization.

Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.

The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days

Oh,Elizabeth, your justice would freeze beer.

Gimme a pigfoot and a bottle of beer.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.

Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.

So how as a nation can we sit around and eat Mexican food, and drink beer and make friends? That's the question. If we can do that on a broader scale, I think we'll come out of it all right.

What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole, its body brevity, and wit its soul.

Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.

I always wished my dad was there to intimidate my boyfriends or something. It's supposed to be your dad giving your guys friends the stink-eye for sneaking beer through your house, not your mom.

Veblen once asked a religious student the value of her church in kegs of beer.

People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

To dispute with a drunkard is to debate with an empty house.

Drinking is a way of ending the day.

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.

Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer.

Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon.

The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials!

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.

It may be healthier to eat beer and franks with cheer and thanks, than to eat sprouts and bread with doubts and dread.

That wine drinking is more effete than beer drinking? No question.

And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.

Put it back in the horse!

Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for a gentleman of letters, worthy of the name, to drink.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two

I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success, I can afford to drink wine.

If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues.

Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross, who pens a stanza when he should engross?

No beer before 5 p.m., wait... did I just say that?

God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

Pink champagne -- that's the kind of life we've both been used to. It might be a little difficult to -- do you like beer?

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I'm not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don't really have time.

We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.

Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.

In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.