Beer Quotes

We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.

Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.

I enjoy tasting [beer]. But I'm not a drinker, period. With my schedule, I don't really have time.

Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on top of the beer can

I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success, I can afford to drink wine.

But if at church they would give some ale. And a pleasant fire our souls to regale. We'd sing and we'd pray all the live long day, Nor ever once from the church to stray.

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity, and shall not fail. Bear them we can, and if we can we must. Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.

We didn't have steroids. If I wanted to get pumped up, I drank a case of beer.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight

Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, ...beer is good enough for me.

Remember, the best beer in the world is the one you brewed.

There is no strong beer, just weak men

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.

All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

You write a book like that you're fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it's like pissing in your father's beer.

It's very hard to get pretentious about beer. You can become knowledgeable and start to talk with a highfalutin' vocabulary. But you can only go so far with beer, and I've always liked that.

There's truth in wine, and there may be some in gin and muddy beer; but whether it's truth worth my knowing, is another question.

Avoid alcohol as you would a loathsome disease. Beer will do to you what hard liquor will do. Each contains alcohol in varying amounts.

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.

Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.

Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Is beer good for runners? Sure...if it's the other guy drinking it.

What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.

something has been said for sobriety but very little.

I'm not so think as you drunk I am !

We've got horse property and there's other stuff to do. Like, four wheel driving, we barbeque, drink beers, sit around and play guitars and have a merry 'ol time

The baby sits in front of MTV watching violent fantasies, while Dad guzzles beer with his favorite sport only to find his heroes all coked up.

He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.

Jane Austen's books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.

Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.

VIP Rosé you can have a beer Cuz honey when you gettin money you don't have a care

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.

Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.

Spare no expense to save money on this one.

It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

I am very picky about my people and my beer.

I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.

The multitude of books is making us ignorant.

Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, the fourth for madness.

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.