Beer Quotes

I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.

In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.

If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport

You know, nobody eats in England. three or four pints of english beer a night fills you. i can’t say i’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. like turkey sandwiches.

My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.

He that drinks fast, pays slow.

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this.

Guys you have way too much invested in sport. Guys you are not the tenth man. You're a machine for turning beer into piss that's what you are!

I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.

My first commercial was for Miller High Life beer.

The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything for me.

Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.

I don't go to the gym or practice yoga. And the closest thing I have to a nutritionist is the Carlsberg Beer Company. I just have the appetite of a pigeon.

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer.

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'

I know of a brewer who sells more of his beer to the people who never see his advertising than to the people who see it every week. Bad advertising can unsell a product.

Should I really care what kind of beer frogs recommend?

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm of lovemaking.

There is no back label with a story on a beer can.

I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up.

Writing is solitary, so I love going out once in a while and meeting my readers. I'll often hang with them after a signing for some beers. They're invariably bright!

Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.

How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.

Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!

But leave me to my beer! Gold is dross, love is loss, so if I gulp my sorrows down, or see them drown in foamy draughts of old nut-brown, then I do wear the crown, without the cross!

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is good ale.

Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.

Wine is like beer except different.

I use no Porter ... in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality.

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.

If one intends to make beer from oats, it is prepared with hops.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will.

When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name was Brian McGee I stayed up listening to Queen When I was seventeen

Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just going mental, lit up and having an amazing time.

It's a weird thing with accents. When I go home it gets a lot stronger, when I've had a few beers it gets a lot stronger.

I wish life was not so short. Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.

Back down a country road the girls are always hot and the beer is ice cold.

I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?