Bingo Quotes

Bingo Quote of the day

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Congress: Bingo with billions.

I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it.

Oh it's the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo!

That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard somebody yell 'AK-47!' and a lady yelled, 'Bingo!'

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted 'Bingo!' counted as a yea or a nay.

I've had more numbers on my back than a bingo board.

When you're six, most of your Bingo balls are still floating around in the draw-tank.

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.

Fluted sleeves or any sleeve that flares out before coming in again at the wrist are very feminine and a great way to distract from the dreaded 'bingo wings.'