Birth Certificate Quotes

Birth Certificate Quote of the day

I was fortunate enough to be an American citizen by birth and I have the birth certificate to prove it.

Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair

I'll show you Obama's birth certificate when you show me Sarah Palin's high school diploma.

What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama.

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

In a Cafe" I watched a man in a cafe fold a slice of bread as if he were folding a birth certificate or looking at the photograph of a dead lover.

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.

When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate.

Donald Trump has told me that he is proud of the fact that he finally got Barack Obama to produce his birth certificate.

Even Obama's staunchest supporters are starting to leave him. Last week Michelle Obama demanded to see a copy of his birth certificate.

I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.

No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.

Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God.

On Fox News, Donald Trump said Obama's birth certificate could indicate that he's a Muslim. Trump said he doesn't trust anyone with a foreign-sounding name, and neither does his daughter Ivanka.

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.

Rick Perry is now saying he thinks that Barack Obama's birth certificate is fake. I think Perry may have faked his driver's license.

John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

Trump is running for president and he's wasting no time getting down to business. In fact, just after his announcement he demanded to see Jeb Bush's birth certificate.

I say nothing, because I was able to get Barack Obama to produce [birth certificate]. He should have produced it a long time before. I say nothing.

I think I did a great job and a great service not only for the country, but even for the president [Barack Obama], in getting him to produce his birth certificate.

Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump's hair.

Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved.

I mean, if someone asked for my birth certificate, I'd get my baby book and hand it out and say 'Here it is.'

Gender data is important. If girls don’t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children?

He [Donald Trump] is the one who got him [Barack Obama] to finally produce the birth certificate. Hillary Clinton's campaign first raised this issue. He picked this up from Hillary Clinton.

Donald Trump said that if President Obama releases his birth certificate, Trump will release his tax return. Obama said he won't run for a second term if Trump releases that thing on his head.

There are few things in life that are harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate.

Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new birth certificate.

I was the one that got him [Barack Obama] to produce the birth certificate. And I think I did a good job.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

It occurred to me that I would like to be a poet. The chief qualification, I understand is that you must be born. Well, I hunted up my birth certificate, and found that I was all right on that score.

Donald Trump says that he will not run for president. You know why? He can't find his birth certificate.

Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it.

Now I have something. In fact, I have posted on the Internet more than Obama has. My birth certificate actually has signatures.

The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

You don't need to see my birth certificate, or my college records, or my legal writings, or... anything.

Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

Laws forbidding adoptees from accessing their original birth certificates are outdated and need to be changed today.

Being denied their original birth certificates isn't just a problem for adoptees. It's a social problem, requiring social change.

Adoptees deserve open records because deception and partial truths do not set us free.

Adoptee rights are everyone's rights, and they deserve to be protected.

If the system were designed to protect adoptees, why do so many have to fight for their rights?

Growing older is a blurred birth certificate that only can take us to this world’s perplexed journey, but it cannot smear the letters of the epitaph