Birthday Quotes
My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife.
I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I'm old, doesn't mean that I am. I'm pursuing happiness, even if it makes the people around me unhappy.
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.
Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.
The class distinctions proper to a democratic society are not those of rank or money, still less, as is apt to happen when these are abandoned, of race, but of age.
Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
A birthday is a good time to begin a new; throwing away the old habits, as you would old clothes, and never putting them again.
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking to get your nose and genitals bitten off.
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'
I think a person who arranges the event and orders the food also picks up the check - even the birthday person, even when people at the table insist on paying for the birthday person.
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
I think being able to age gracefully is a very important talent. It is too late for me.
If you are invisible, you are vulnerable. Birth Registration must be everyone's priority. Let's make all children visible and let's give every child a birthday!
A person's birthday should be a special day, a wonderful day, a day of pure celebration for the luck of being born!
Thirty, thirty-five, forty, all had come to visit her like admonitory relatives, and all had slipped away without a trace, without a sound, and now, once again, she was waiting.
Work is transformative. It gives you a greater chance of a greater income. You can affect your life while you're of working age, so you have scope and opportunity. Pensioners do not.
My view is pensioners don't have the one option that people of working age have. They can't really increase their income, because they are no longer able to work.
My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.
Celebrating Christmas without Christ is like celebrating George Washington's birthday without mentioning the first president.
She knew what he had in mind. He'll propose in Scotland on my birthday. There was no doubt as to what her answer would be.
Death should be a celebration. Like a birthday. I want to go up like a rocket when my time comes, and fall down in a cloud of stars, and hear everyone go: ahh!
Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind.
Yes, you're very very old But try to think of it as not being cursed After all, in a hostage situation You'd be released first!
Thank you Dad... for listening and caring, for giving and sharing, but, especially, for just being you! Happy Birthday to you
Child: Why on this night do we eat Hot Fudge Sundaes? Adult: To remind us that being Jewish is like having your birthday every day!! Plus they're delicious!
Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.
I always love coming to Disneyland but celebrating my birthday here with my family, friends and the kids from YSA is really awesome!, this is a night I'll never forget.
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40.
The problem now is (that) the foods of poor quality are the ones coming in from home from teachers and staff, used for birthday parties and for things like booster sales.
Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
Someone once I asked my son Cruz, 'When's your birthday?' and he told them, 'It's just after Fashion Week!'
I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.
