Birthday Quotes

Kat had been picking things up since her third birthday, when Hamish and Angus's father took them all to the circus because he needed to "borrow" an elephant.

I have the same birthday as George Washington. No I don't. I don't even know who George Washington is.

Midnight, and the clock strikes. It is Christmas Day, the werewolves birthday, the door of the solstice still wide enough open to let them all slink through.

Like every mother, my wish - every birthday - is for my children to stay healthy (and) for my family to remain healthy.

Turning one hundred was the worst birthday of my life. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Turning 101 was not so bad. Once you're past that century mark, it's just not as shocking.

The day For whose returns, and many, all these pray; And so do I.

I grew up with guns. For my 16th birthday, in fact, I received a .357 instead of a car. But there was nothing playful about them; they were tools.

We all have special numbers in our lives, and 4 is that for me. It's the day I was born. My mother's birthday, and a lot of my friends' birthdays, are on the fourth; April 4 is my wedding date.

It's your birthday today, so what would you say, if we turned that frown upside down

I have the problems of, I must confess, old age.

I find that most people [in social media] just want me to say "happy birthday" to their mom or wish them good luck with their exams.

Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy metal and birthday cake.

Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs.

I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat.

At the age of 20 I bought a used Fiat 127. This was the only one I could afford!

Unfortunately, I think the expectation is that birthday girls don't pay.

You like the party?" "Is it in honor of anything?" "My cat's birthday." "Oh." She glanced around. "Where's your cat?" "I dont know. He ran away." -Magnus & Clary, pg.221-

What is Aldous capable of?" "Aldous is two thousands years old. He's capable of anything." "Aldous Nix is two thousands years old?" "So, I've heard. He doesn't invite me to his birthday parties.

Well? I've had a great birthday so far. Are you going to make it the most memorable one of my life by telling me you love me back?" ~Isaiah Coulter

I learned to dance at quinceañeras - big [15th] birthday parties for Spanish girls. It was always funny to bring the white guy out [on the floor] and let him look like a fool.

Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!

Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

I shall be thirty-one next birthday. My youth is gone like a dream; and very little use have I ever made of it. What have I done these last thirty years? Precious little.

I havent won on my birthday since college, so its good to play hard and get a win by double figures.

There probably aren't a lot of actors my age who tap dance.

And I was very shy as a kid; if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world.

I like to be in my birthday suit as much as possible.

Wikipedia celebrates its 12th birthday today. Of course, I have no idea if it's true. I read it on Wikipedia.

No one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us, something more than we could learn for ourselves, from a book.

If God is all powerful, and Jesus is the son of God, why did He make His birthday fall on Christmas?

When the necessary eleven days were added, George Washington’s birthday, which fell on February 11, 1731, Old Style, became February 22, 1732, New Style.

Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.

Former President Bush, to celebrate his 80th birthday, jumped out of an airplane. And if you've seen the polls, you know he's not the only Bush in freefall.

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?

For my birthday, I would ask for a ticket from my mother. Just buy me a ticket to said country and I'll just find my way through. And that's what I always did. I never changed too much of that.

I have a terrible time remembering exactly when my birthday is. Age is totally boring.

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.

I grew up on the golden age of children's TV.

The kids are old enough now - I just want to let them be kids. I don't want to comment on them too much. They're at an age where I just want to let them be kids.

I always wanted an older brother. That was my thing. My mom would be like, "What do you want for your birthday?" I'd be like, "I want an older brother."

Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married.

Christmas can be transformed into a celebration more attuned to honoring the One whose birthday we celebrate.

Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself.

I'll be one year younger having missed my birthday and my mirror confirms it; so what's wrong with that.

It is with an old love as it is with old age a man lives to all the miseries, but is dead to all the pleasures.

There was at all events one advantage in the choice of this day to my birth; my birthday throughout the whole of my childhood was a day of public rejoicing.

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.

How unspeakably the lengthening of memories in common endears our old friends!