Birthday Quotes
George: Why've you had a grudge against your brother for 15 years? Benny: We Lopezes are a proud people... George: You have a birthday lunch at Denny's every month. We're not that proud!
The first fact about the celebration of a birthday is that it is a way of affirming defiantly, and even flamboyantly, that it is a good thing to be alive.
One year I was given a birthday present I'll never forget - a cooking lesson from Jamie Oliver.
Good families always ritualize the table. You can say, "This is a Christmas meal; this is a birthday meal."
Purim is the birthday of the first Schutz-Jude , the first Jewish toady to foreign royalty.
I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this; it just doesn't feel right at my age.
Any new financial order for the world must tackle the three chief challenges of our age.
Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday.
A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache.
Inspiration is very nice when you get it. It's like being given a present you weren't expecting. You don't hand the present back and say, 'My birthday's not till November.' You take it and run.
I started writing when I was 17. I got an acoustic guitar for my birthday after I discovered Bob Dylan and James Taylor.
Now Ben Folds is my photography older brother. He was kind enough to give me a photo of his for my 40th birthday.
I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday,” he says, “but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them.
What is amazing for a woman of my age is that I change as the world is changing-and changing very, very fast. I don't think my mother had that opportunity to change.
Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday, I was there for every major event.
My birthday is in August - right before September, so I have that "back to school" feeling ingrained in me so that time of year is when I usually do personal goals or resolutions.
You know who you remind me of? The kid cop in Lethal Weapon 3. You know, the one who says, 'it's my twenty-first birthday today', and right away you know he's dead meat?
I've found out that I cannot pass up pizza without having some. I just can't! my kids have a lot of pizza. I can't go to a kid's birthday party without having a slice.
Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago,“ has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday.
I'm tipsy." I corrected, "and it's my birthday and I want to dance. Come one, Linc, it won't kill you.
What kind of life are you leading where you consider ketchup fancy? "Well, we ain't rich folk, but on special occasions, I'll break out the ketchup. Grandma's birthday, make her feel special"
Happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, who turned 82. That's 41 years iced tea and 41 years lemonade.
Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday today. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country.
Disney World is celebrating its 40th birthday! You can tell the characters are getting old. In addition to Snow White's seven dwarfs, she now has 25 cats.
When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
When somebody says to me-which they do like every 5 years- "How does it feel to be over the hill?" my response is, "I'm just heading up the mountain."
I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.
If I could choose the perfect Dad There's no one I would rather Have Dad, than you Dad Coz you go further, Father Happy Birthday Father
On your 60th, here's something philosophical To give the old grey matter a stir How old would you be If you didn't know how old you were?
If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter
Congratulations! If I may be so bold Only 40 years to go Before you're a century old Just saying
Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59 Go ahead, as it's your birthday Delusion, today, is just fine
Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61
Congratulations on turning 60 Now you can wear what you like No one cares, and more particularly You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'
Mom as it's your birthday And, unfortunately, not mine Give me some money and I'll get out your hair While you have a large glass of wine I try so hard to be thoughtful
Thanks, Mom for always being there For showing me such love and care. Thanks for all you've done and do How I turned out is down to you I love you Have a lovely birthday
This is a Happy Birthday card, Made with lots of love by me It's to a Very Important Parent A VIP... ...and you are she