Birthday Quotes

Consider this on your birthday You've got life's struggle beaten For 60 years you've ate And avoided being eaten

You won't now tell people you're in your 60′s Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end That you're close to being 70 Let me be the first to agree, old friend

On your birthday today, don't Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect As you've reached 60, you want to be happy, Trust me, you'll be depressed.

You're 60 But honestly it doesn't show Mind you, you reached the age of consent About 50,000 consents ago!

It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish. So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then Just think, you'll be 70 In just those short years, numbering ten

I'm soooo happy you're my Dad And soooo I want to say I love you, Dad, and wish you A sooo very best birthday

My goodness, you're 60 already, already Time is a thief But still, you're only as old as your tongue And a little bit older than your teeth Have a wonderful birthday

At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change where you want to go

Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th No need to have wisdom and sage But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade Do try to act more your age

So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning

Valentine's Day is my mother's birthday. If I'm wildly in love, I've sent people chicken hearts, which seems to appeal to the kind of person that I've been in love with.

I never really wanted to be a star. I didn't like entering a room with all eyes on me. I still don't really like the attention of a birthday party.

I hate birthdays. It's so funny, people always come up to me, "Hey! It's my birthday!" But when it's my birthday, I don't want to talk about it, I don't wanna tell anybody.

It's your Birthday Just do what You do best Chill out!!

I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age.

So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake.

When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday.

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

When there's no more room under the Christmas tree, Ken Foree will have a birthday.

Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.'

I would always say I'm doing a video project. About dancing or birthday parties. Of course, the video becomes more than that. It goes deeper than that. But it's not a lie. It's a starting point.

I feel more mature than most people my age.

At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.

I'm not a big birthday guy; I never have been.

I came to water late. I learned to swim at the age of 20.

The book [The Dissemblers] officially came out two weeks after my thirtieth birthday...am I still young?

Youth is the time for adventures of the body, but age for the triumphs of the mind.

Death smells like birthday cake.

I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, "What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.

An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day.

Now you'll get to see how I can really run a building, darlin. Not even a cracked knee to hold me back, yeah? What a nice birthday present.

I always do big birthday things. In three years, I'm 70. I'm going to do something outrageous. In America, everyone's always hiding their age.

Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth.

Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.

Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera.

My favorite birthday game is Pin the Cleanup on the guests.

We don't know Religion's death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything!

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ?

Every village should celebrate its birthday & it will end the poison of casteism... and once casteism ends, see how the strength of villages increase!

Dr Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan served this country well, he did not celebrate his birthday, he celebrated it for teachers.

The whole youth-idolatry oh-god-not-another-birthday thing has to be the most sure-fire way to be unhappy about the way things are progressing in your life.

Sixty years is cause enough to sing In celebration of a gentle life! To the mother and the wife, Taking pleasure in what love might bring, Yearning for what's worth the treasuring.

My parents explained: "You can either have a big Christmas and birthday present or we'll go abroad." We'd say: "Let's go abroad!" We had a lovely childhood.

Do you prefer that you be right or happy?

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

I must be more sensible and realize that at my age, illusions are hardly permitted and they will always destroy me.

Publishing is in a kind of Jurassic age.

As a kid, I always went to therapists; the first time was when my parents were separated on my sixth birthday, then on and off since then.

What I wouldn't give to be seventy again!

Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.